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-Marius develops a hyperfixation on Napoleon Bonaparte so bad his grandpa throws him out

javert calls Valjean a faggot (kinda)

Javert is a sass master who always makes stupid one liners when arresting people

Thernardier sells his other two sons

Grantaire crashes Bossuet and Joly’s brunch date, gets drunk and insult’s Bossuet’s fashion

courfeyrac uses a cane sword

combeferre brings the most guns to the battlefield

valjean gets kidnapped

Valjean pretends to be a nun

Valjean gets buried alive in a coffin

Javert burns his coat accidentally while talking to marius

cosette and Marius bang

eponine is a whimsical little gal

courfeyrac and Marius sleep together

marius sobs for 2 hours straight

thenardier goes to Brazil (I think)

montparnasse tries to mug Valjean and gets traumadumped to

fantine kisses javert

Marius’s dad apparently “has the same saliva and napoleon(????)”

enjolras says that France is his girlfriend

Well I asked The all mighty trash heap and she said you cant do any of that without a hat so

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it is pride month marius

Mackerel as Helena from A Midsummer Night’s Dream 🥹 I LOVE hELENA

Oh and also a shitty sketch of Jean Pierre and Sam