Vedic Astrology Confessions

theres also this connection to nature, animals, and wet or damp environments. pamela anderson is an ardra sun and ascendant and is into gardening. ardra sun hannah neeleman is the ballerina farm lady on tiktok whose lifestyle revolves around farming and animals. ardra sun lily rabe played misty day in american horror story: coven who was connected to plants and animals/swamps and even used mud to bring animals, plants and people back to life. margot robbie is an ardra sun and the people behind wuthering heights talked about the meaning of wuthering and used that wet, windy, sweaty, and moist feeling to set the tone for the movie. ardra moon taylor swift has had several performances in pouring rain and ardra sun lana del rey now has a connection to louisiana swamps and crocodiles and alligators through her husband.

i’m also reminded of ardra sun and ascendant michael phelps who is one of the most decorated olympic swimmers of all time. which brings me back to the connection between ardra and sports since so many athletes are ardra natives. being an athlete your body becomes hot, sweaty, humid (bodily fluids) with movement.

revati is ruled by pushan, the nourisher and protector. revati natives can be provided for growing up without actually being nourished emotionally. they can have money, food, a home and everything they need materially while still feeling unseen, unheard or emotionally abandoned. from the outside it looks like they had everything, but being provided for and actually feeling cared for are two different things.

because of this, revatis can grow up searching for that missing nourishment through other people until they realize nobody can give them what they were supposed to receive as a child. i think this is where a lot of their anger and defensiveness comes from. if their own family couldn’t really see them, they can start expecting the same thing from everyone else. eventually they realize that not only can my family or parents fail me, but so can others. love becomes conditional and people are only good until being good becomes inconvenient.

i think the darker side of this can turn into wanting to create chaos just to see how much you can get away with in society. there’s this testing of social boundaries and what people consider moral, immoral, acceptable or unacceptable. once you already feel disconnected from people, you can stop caring about being understandable or acceptable to them. this is where i notice revati natives can have a “bad girl” persona. rihanna (revati moon) calls herself bad girl riri. angelina jolie (revati moon) still considers herself a “bad girl”. but what is being a bad girl?? revati can almost play with that boundary by rejecting the need to appear “good” and exposing how subjective those labels can be.

angelina jolie playing maleficent. maleficent starts off as a loving protector until someone she loves betrays her and completely changes the way she views humans. she becomes angry and vengeful before eventually caring for aurora and becoming a maternal figure to her. she goes from nurturer, to betrayal, to losing faith in humanity, and then back to being the nurturer again.

there’s a strong connection between revati and asylums or mental institutions. revati falls completely within pisces, which corresponds to the 12th house in the natural zodiac. the 12th house deals with isolation, confinement, hospitals and places where people are removed from regular society. angelina jolie played lisa in girl, interrupted, which takes place in a psychiatric hospital. the joker is repeatedly confined in arkham asylum, and vincent van gogh (revati sun) voluntarily entered an asylum at saint-remy due to his mental health. it connects back to the same revati theme of existing outside of what society considers “normal.” the asylum becomes both a place of confinement and a place of refuge for someone who cannot function within the outside world.

The Joker Analysis

this is also why i find the joker so interesting in relation to revati. the joker takes this idea of “good” and “bad” and pushes it to the extreme. he doesn’t believe people are naturally as moral as they think they are. society creates rules for what makes someone civilized, good, respectable or sane and then people follow those rules and convince themselves that those labels actually mean something. the joker creates chaos to remove that structure and see what people become without it.

heath ledger’s (revati moon) joker does this with the ferries and harvey dent. he takes people who consider themselves normal or good and puts them in situations where their relationships or sense of control are taken away. he wants to prove that morality can change depending on someone’s circumstances. harvey dent is especially important because he was seen as this symbol of goodness and justice, yet after losing everything he becomes two-faced. to the joker, that proves that the distance between a “good person” and a “bad person” isn’t as large as society wants to believe.

the joker is unpredictable. you never know his next move. like the joker card or the fool card in tarot. predictability depends on rules and his entire philosophy is about proving that rules are not stable. this proves revatis trickster nature and nothing is that serious personality.

the origin of clowns explains this as well. clowns were meant to provide comedic relief by breaking social rules, while court jesters were able to mock kings and authority in ways other people couldn’t. the joker does the same thing to batman and society itself. he turns their ideas of justice, morality and order into the joke. batman believes that even though suffering will always exist, you should still protect people from it. the joker sees suffering and decides that permanent protection and order were never possible in the first place.

this is why batman and the joker almost feel like two sides of the same person. both understand suffering and how unfair the world can be. batman becomes the nurturer he needed while the joker loses faith in nourishment altogether. one sees the failures of humanity and feels responsible for protecting people while the other sees those same failures and becomes obsessed with exposing them. the joker cannot exist without batman and vise versa. yin and yang.

immanual kant (revati moon) was a philosopher. became a family tutor and later lectured about education and how children should be raised. his philosophy was heavily concerned with morality, human dignity and what people owe each other. instead of seeing the failures of humanity and deciding morality is meaningless, he became concerned with the responsibility people have toward one another.

i think that’s the duality of revati also seen in the symbol of revati. 2 fishes swimming in the opposite direction. knowing what it feels like to not be nourished can make them lose faith in humanity or make them extremely nurturing because they never want somebody else to feel what they felt. they can either detach from humanity because they stop expecting anything from people or become the person who gives others the care they spent their whole life looking for.

Also if you’re tired of the nakshatra obsession, read this

In this series, I’m going to break down what your dominant planet actually is and the factors that shape your appearance and presence.

Because right now, everything gets reduced to “your Moon nakshatra,” and that’s not how this works. Your chart is layered. What actually shows up depends on what’s strongest, what’s activated, and what’s being hit.

So we’re starting with the most important one.

Your Lagna Lord.

Your Ascendant is your body. Your Lagna Lord is YOU. YOUR expression, YOUR behaviour, YOUR presence in real time. It’s you at the core.

Unless your Moon is your Lagna Lord, it’s not the main driver. Your Moon can describe your emotional world, but that doesn’t mean it’s what defines your appearance or how others experience you. The reason some people strongly identify with their Moon or Sun is usually because it’s strong. It might be in its own sign, heavily aspected, or simply dominant in the chart.

The difference becomes obvious when you look at transits.

Ariana Grande

Ketu crossed Ariana’s Ascendant and nothing happened. There was no public reaction to her appearance, no sudden shift people could point to. Then Ketu hit her Lagna Lord. That’s when people started saying she looked different, that something felt off. At the same time, her relationship became public and heavily questioned. The reaction wasn’t just about who she was with, it was confusion. People couldn’t reconcile the version of her they were used to with what they were seeing.

Miley Cyrus

Miley is even clearer. Before, she had a softer, more acceptable ‘wifey’ image. When Ketu hit her Lagna Lord, that version of her disappeared. Not evolved, not rebranded, just gone. DELETED. She came back sharper, more raw, less filtered. Around the same time, her marriage ended. There wasn’t a gradual transition, it was a clear break.

Kim Kardashian

With Kim, her Lagna Lord is her body. When Ketu hit, it showed up physically. She started dressing in a way that reduced her form. Covered, simplified, almost erased. Even her Met Gala look followed that pattern. At the same time, her relationship dynamic shifted very publicly, moving from Kanye to Pete, with a lot of public confusion around it.

This is the pattern. While Ketu is stripping the Lagna Lord, Rahu activates the 7th from it. That’s why identity and relationships shift at the same time. One side is being removed, the other is being questioned. And it doesn’t happen quietly. People notice it. They question it.

So if you’re trying to understand what your dominant planet is, don’t start with your Moon. Start with your Lagna Lord. Look at where it is, what’s influencing it, and what’s currently activating it.

Your strongest planet isn’t always you. Your Lagna Lord is.

How to calculate D charts

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Dk through Nakshatras

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Ugly, overrated painting by Edvard Munch, Purvashadha Moon

Hagz assemble! It has been a while, because Nana Dhuma has been cooking… and surprise, surprise, I am pissed (what’s new?). But honestly, I think we’re all pissed at all the lies. I’ve spoken ad nauseam about the corruption inherent to this dualistic universe, and y’all should know very well by now that I hate it here. I’ve talked about how these horrible existential paradigms are established in Krittika, how they are reckoned with in Ardra, and how the Great Mother returns in full force with her rose-tinted lies in Uttaraphalguni. In this piece I will be not just examining, but full-on dragging a nakshatra that is responsible in a very specific way for perpetuating the PR campaign that continues telling the lie that this universe is a “beautiful” one worth living in. One that romanticizes the abject horror that lies of the heart of this world. One that will scam you in ways you couldn’t conceive. And this nakshatra is the insidious delusional lying cheating scamming bitch that is Purvashadha.

Cult Leaders

Chlamydia Nakti has constantly parroted that the Ketu trine nakshatras are strongly correlated with cult leaders. And it is indeed true. But you know what? I did my own survey of various cult leaders and religious leaders who have a cult following, and for some reason, despite the glaring evidence, Chlamydia hasn’t mentioned this nakshatra at all in relation to cult leaders, when it is by far, hands down, feet in the air, and everything in between, THE nakshatra that is at the core of what it means to be a cult leader. With cult leaders, Purvashadha came up again, and again, and again, and again, and again. Yeah Purvashadha is a Brahmin nakshatra but maybe they should’ve been a little more specific about what type of Brahmin. Ashwini was the second highest, but still it was no match for Purvashadha.

Now, to understand why Purvashadha is such a skilled cult leader requires many layers of understanding of what this nakshatra truly is at its core, what it worships, how it worships, and how it functions in the world.

One activity that Purvashadha excels at is scamming and cheating. Many males who sell their get-rich-quick schemes or whatever other scams they come up with have this nakshatra prominently, and what you’ll notice with these males is that they are superficially materialistic to a mind-boggling degree. Osho the cult leader, with Purvashadha Moon, had a total of 93 Rolls Royce cars, the largest collection in the world. I mean there’s nothing wrong with owning a car, but…….

93 ????? ROLLS ROYCES ???????????

I mean let’s just please be real for a moment.

It’s also well known that Osho ran what was basically a sex cult that treated women like blowup dolls. Chlamydia would probably defend this male saying that this is the behavior of a “virile Venus man enjoying his sensual hedonistic pleasures and indulging his senses and flooding the earth with female sexuality passing through the burning fires of the yoni” sorry Chlaire but I am not, have never, and will never buy what you are selling. None of this “Venus man” behavior that you consider “virile” will be anything more than a disgusting insult to women.

Now for some more receipts.

Sun Myung Moon, with Purvashadha Sun, founded the Unification Church (now commonly known as the Family Federation for World Peace and Unification). He taught that he and his wife, Hak Ja Han, were the “True Parents” chosen to complete the mission left unfinished by Jesus (??). His movement became famous for its mass wedding ceremonies involving thousands of couples, extensive business holdings, and political influence.

Anne Hamilton-Byrne, with Purvashadha Sun (and possibly Moon), founded The Family, an Australian cult that presented itself as a yoga and spiritual development group while secretly operating as a highly abusive authoritarian community. She claimed to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ (???) and assembled a group of children, many illegally adopted or obtained through deception, whom she dressed identically, dyed blond, and raised in near-total isolation. Children within the group were subjected to severe physical punishment and psychological abuse.

Adi Da Samraj, with Purvashadha Ascendant, founded Adidam, a movement centered around his status as a self-proclaimed “enlightened spiritual master.” He claimed to embody the “highest possible realization.” Former followers accused him of psychological manipulation, financial exploitation, sexual coercion, and maintaining an authoritarian “spiritual” community.

José Luis de Jesús Miranda, with Purvashadha Moon, founded Growing in Grace International. He proclaimed himself to be both Jesus Christ (?????) reincarnated, and later, the Antichrist. His followers often tattooed 666 on their bodies.

Dominique Kindermans, with Purvashadha Moon and ASC, became a prominent leader within her “Order of the Solar Temple”. This group carried out a series of coordinated murder-suicides in Switzerland, Canada, and France during the 1990s.

Then there was the Purvashadha Moon cult leader Gwen Shamblin Lara who thankfully died in a plane crash, causing her cult to go defunct.

And the list unfortunately goes on……

Oh, and today, there is this particular self-proclaimed “apostle” Kathryn Krick with Purvashadha Sun. A video of her dumb worshipers going into seizures upon meeting her recently went viral on Twitter. Look at this shit:

Now, the reason that cult leaders are so successful at swindling people is that they are capable of not simply worshiping, but creating false idols with absolutely no connection to authentic divinity whatsoever. At the core of what they do are falsehoods that beget more falsehoods. To know exactly why this is the case, we must examine one of its most stereotypical significations, thanks in very large part to muse art pixie connoisseur Chlamydia Nakti…

“ARTISTS”

Among the many lies that Chlamydia has consistently told, one of the most egregious ones is that Purvashadha is some sort of “purveyor” or “curator of aesthetics.” The “fierce cult of beauty,” as she so eloquently puts it.

It’s not lost on me that even though her survey of artists showed Purvashadha Moon having the highest frequency of painters, she barely even talks about the individual “artworks” of Purvashadha painters themselves. She did discuss Shatabhisha pieces and painting techniques, but not Purvashadha. You know why?

Because Purvashadha does not have a fucking ounce of taste.

If you look at the “artwork” of various Purvashadha painters across the centuries, you’ll quickly notice a consistent theme: Purvashadha paintings have no life to them. Not in the slightest.

There is no sense of color coordination, bizarre and awkward proportions, elements that constantly blur into one another like poorly mixed splotches of paint (reflective of the watery, undefined nature of the Apas), and overall… bereft of anything that inspires or impresses.

Varchograhana shakti where??????????????????

Landscape with rocks (yes, this is the actual name of the painting) by Gustave Courbet, Purvashadha Moon, an artist whose work Chlamydia loves to post for some reason

The Sea by Gustave Courbet, Purvashadha Moon (apparently Purvashadha natives are supposed to be “masters” of painting the sea or something)

Landscape with sand path and horse cart by Bernardus Arps, Purvashadha Moon. Um……

This stale, colorless lifelessness, as I’ve shown before, shows up in the same way in Purvashadha women. In this post here you will see some of the most boring-looking bitches known to humankind.

And can you believe that the Austrian wannabe-painter-turned-Nazi-dictator with Purvashadha Moon actually tried to get into art school when his “art” looked like this:

Random bullshit on a canvas by Adolf Hitler, Purvashadha Moon

Random bullshit on a canvas by Adolf Hitler, Purvashadha Moon

I mean…………. Aren’t we all tired of these talentless con “artists” playing in our faces?

The reason that I bring this up is that Purvashadha is responsible for the pretentiousness that pervades the “fine arts”, a field filled with vacuous, talentless, tasteless hacks who derive a sense of elitism from worshiping something that is not at all beautiful, but that gives them a sense of superiority because nobody else “gets it.” Most of the works of “art” they worship are simply valued because of their delusional valuing of it; it’s simply another variation of the unfortunate “famous-for-being-famous” phenomenon. Instead of worshiping actual beauty, Purvashadha worships the IDEA of beauty, a completely false mental construct divorced of any kind of higher inspiration that serves only to give delusional beings a baseless sense of superiority over others. Just think about how much bullshit passes as “art” when it is anything but. Just because a horde of pretentious fucks says so.

And so now we can now truly see how the confluence of cult leaders and “artists” is the foundation of Purvashadha. Cult leaders and these pretentious “artists” both create things that are neither beautiful nor divine, but through the sheer force of their delusional worship of falsehood, they are like black holes that pull vulnerable and impressionable beings into their orbit, completely consuming them altogether. And these disgusting egregores of delusion and bad taste still manage to have a superiority complex because they THINK that what they worship is holy. Like the cult members who think they’re more enlightened than you because they know the “divine” secrets of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Or the “artists” and “connoisseurs” who think they’re better than you because they spend all day gazing at the dull, lifeless paintings of Gustave Courbet.

Jo, the “Beautiful” Irish Woman (yet another Handsome Squidward Purvashadha blobfish) by Gustave Courbet, Purvashadha Moon

Random bullshit on a canvas by Adolf Hitler, Purvashadha Moon. These hacks and quacks really have no sense of color

And so again, the reason that idiots can rally around a cult leader to worship them or crowd around an ugly painting to take pictures is Purvashadha’s ability to scam the masses into worshiping something unworthy of worship, and to derive a sense of baseless elitism that comes from this unfortunate, delusional in-group.

The moral of this story? Don’t let them pull wool over your eyes any longer. It’s time we put an end to all of this bullshit.

And you, Aphrodite, please remember: You do not rule beauty.