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today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet.
he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years.
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don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him
Hey quick question what the fuck
the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is
victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years
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Many articles make similar claims to those above. However, much of this information circulates without a clear source, and I have struggled to find reputable/high level sources for some of this information. Therefore, keep in mind that some of this may be exaggerated or potentially unreliable.
Obviously, I cannot account for the sexual of history of every human who has ever lived, but evidence does suggest that Victor Hugo had a… lively sex life.
From Medium: ‘Sex was so involved in Hugo’s daily life that one biographer wrote the following while describing a typical day in Hugo’s life:
“It was not unusual for him to make love to a young prostitute in the morning, an actress before lunch, a courtesan as an aperitif, and then join the also indefatigable Juliette for a night of sex.”
[…] Hugo claimed that on the wedding night, he and his wife had sex nine times.’
His encoded sex diary is referenced on Wikipedia, but when I found an English translation of the source, I couldn’t find where in it they were sourcing.
From Wikipedia: ‘He systematically reported his casual affairs using his own code, as Samuel Pepys did, to make sure they would remain secret.’
The source is listed as: ‘Hugo, Victor, Choses vues 1870–1885, p. 529, ISBN 2070361411, pp. 371, 521 (n. 1).’
I’ve found Choses Vues here in the original French and here translated into English. If anyone can find anything in here about the encoded sex diary, please let me know!
His ‘official mistress’ is likely in reference to Juliette Drouet.
From EBSCO: ‘Since 1833, Hugo had maintained a liaison with a beautiful female actor, Juliette Drouet, who for twelve years followed a cloistered existence relieved only by six-week summer holidays with her lover.’
His ‘unofficial mistress’ is likely in reference to Léonie d’Aunet Biard.
From The Common Reader: ‘Overlapping was a seven-year affair with travel writer and Arctic explorer Léonie d’Aunet Biard, whose husband finally brought a police officer to the Paris hotel and caught them in flagrante.’
I have found articles that circulate the ‘200’ claim, but none that give a source for the information.
From Medium: 'Not only that but he bedded 200 women in this hotel in just two years.’
The claim that brothels were closed on the day of his funeral is again circulated frequently without claim. The only sourced part of the claim I can find is a second hand report that sex workers had 'draped their gentials in black crepe’.
From The Guardian: ’[…] when Hugo died the brothels of Paris closed down for a day of mourning, allowing all the city’s sex workers to pay their last respects to a loyal client. Literary critic Edmond de Goncourt claimed a police officer told him that sex workers even draped their genitals in black crepe as a mark of respect.’
And an estimated 2 million people attended his funeral procession.
From Funeral Conflicts in Nineteenth-Century France: 'Two million people came to see Hugo’s body lying in state at the Arc de Triomphe’
He’s now been dead for 141 years, although 133 was correct at the time of posting. How slutty those years are… I couldn’t say.
Victor Hugo was a Shatabhisha Sun, Mula Moon, and Swati ASC. He had Venus conjunct Rahu in Aquarius, in the 5th House, which is associated with procreation and s*x.
The "ASC is a mask" propaganda must be stopped!
A lot of people I know behave more like their ASC nakshatra/sign than their Moon nakshatra/sign.
Which Nakshatra Should Be the Next Evil Ahh Politician Article?
Which Nakshatra for Part 2?
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Chitra
Purva Bhadrapada
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Vishakha
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Which Nakshatra for Part 3 of 'Evil Ahh Politicians'?
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Magha
Pushya
Jyeshtha
Uttara Bhadrapada
Anuradha
The Nakshatras as Evil Ahh Politicians PART TWO: CHITRA, the Tyrant
If there is one nakshatra I could refer to as 'the Tyrant Nakshatra', if there ever really is one (honestly, I don't think so. Evil does not discriminate by birth charts), it would be CHITRA.
Ruled by the deity Vishwakarma, Chitra's symbols include a bright jewel and a pearl. Vishwakarma is an artisan, patron to all craftsmen and the architect of the gods. Fitting with these themes, Chitra's shakti (power) is to accumulate merit in life, resulting in gaining honor from one's own work. Well, how does this translate in the modern world? It's not always benevolent....actually, the dark side of this nakshatra is absolutely horrific. I'm not exaggerating here when I say that this one nakshatra DOMINATES among politicians in general---especially those who commit mass atrocities against humanity.
Chitra, in a more negative sense, can invoke a perfectionism oriented towards others, a desire to craft their ideals into the world. Chitra natives are deeply passionate about how society should be run and enforced. While this isn't bad by itself, in an evil politician, it can lead to an attraction towards brutal, systematic violence enacted against opponents along with adopting ideologies which (1) justify this use of violence to maintain power above all else, and (2) venerate the leader's own demographics (ethnicity, race, religion, culture, etc.) as superior to outsiders.
One example of Chitra's love for tyrannical behavior is Idi Amin, former President of Uganda from 1971-1979, who had Moon in this asterism. During his regime, he committed ethnic cleansing of the Indian minority within Uganda, seized power through a military coup (supported by Is***l), waged war against Tanzania, and persecuted numerous other minorities within Uganda. Political opponents were brutally murdered; some were thrown into the Nile River.
Amassing terrifyingly high death counts seem to be favorite activities for the evil politicians of this nakshatra, once they reach a certain amount of political power.
Moving past Idi Amin, other notable evil ass politicians with Chitra in their big 3 include:
Adolf Hitler (ASC), who seized power in Germany and proceeded to cause WW2 and the Holocaust, one of the worst genocides in human history.
Joseph Stalin, possible Chitra Moon, a ruthless, brutal dictator who ruled the Soviet Union with an iron fist. His collectivization efforts resulted in the ethnic cleansing of numerous minority groups such as Kazakhs and Ukrainians within the USSR.
Ivan the Terrible (Moon), the first Tsar of Russia, who committed violent purges such as the Massacre of Novgorod with his secret police, the Oprichniki.
Benjamin Netanyahu (Sun and Moon), current Prime Minister of Israel. Enough said.
(I want to add another pattern: paranoia. In their later lives, these evil ahh politicians become paranoid and end up decimating even their once-closest allies, their inner circle, in an attempt to keep power).
To less...examples among "democratic" countries, we have Woodrow Wilson (ASC), who believed in ideas of racial purity; he was a staunch white supremacist who viewed black people as inferior. During his term as U.S. President, he segregated the U.S. post office and many other federal buildings alongside showing support for the Ku Klux Klan.
Now, I want to add: plenty of Chitra natives are not like this. Having Chitra in your big 3 does not make you evil. Committing evil acts makes you evil. This series is just to explore patterns among evil ahh politicians and the darkest sides of nakshatras. In this case, Chitra happened to have a very ghastly dark side shown through these evil pieces of shit I have described in this article.
I want to add that this man has Moon in Chitra:

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The Nakshatras as Evil Ahh Politicians PART TWO: CHITRA, the Tyrant
If there is one nakshatra I could refer to as 'the Tyrant Nakshatra', if there ever really is one (honestly, I don't think so. Evil does not discriminate by birth charts), it would be CHITRA.
Ruled by the deity Vishwakarma, Chitra's symbols include a bright jewel and a pearl. Vishwakarma is an artisan, patron to all craftsmen and the architect of the gods. Fitting with these themes, Chitra's shakti (power) is to accumulate merit in life, resulting in gaining honor from one's own work. Well, how does this translate in the modern world? It's not always benevolent....actually, the dark side of this nakshatra is absolutely horrific. I'm not exaggerating here when I say that this one nakshatra DOMINATES among politicians in general---especially those who commit mass atrocities against humanity.
Chitra, in a more negative sense, can invoke a perfectionism oriented towards others, a desire to craft their ideals into the world. Chitra natives are deeply passionate about how society should be run and enforced. While this isn't bad by itself, in an evil politician, it can lead to an attraction towards brutal, systematic violence enacted against opponents along with adopting ideologies which (1) justify this use of violence to maintain power above all else, and (2) venerate the leader's own demographics (ethnicity, race, religion, culture, etc.) as superior to outsiders.
One example of Chitra's love for tyrannical behavior is Idi Amin, former President of Uganda from 1971-1979, who had Moon in this asterism. During his regime, he committed ethnic cleansing of the Indian minority within Uganda, seized power through a military coup (supported by Is***l), waged war against Tanzania, and persecuted numerous other minorities within Uganda. Political opponents were brutally murdered; some were thrown into the Nile River.
Amassing terrifyingly high death counts seem to be favorite activities for the evil politicians of this nakshatra, once they reach a certain amount of political power.
Moving past Idi Amin, other notable evil ass politicians with Chitra in their big 3 include:
Adolf Hitler (ASC), who seized power in Germany and proceeded to cause WW2 and the Holocaust, one of the worst genocides in human history.
Joseph Stalin, possible Chitra Moon, a ruthless, brutal dictator who ruled the Soviet Union with an iron fist. His collectivization efforts resulted in the ethnic cleansing of numerous minority groups such as Kazakhs and Ukrainians within the USSR.
Ivan the Terrible (Moon), the first Tsar of Russia, who committed violent purges such as the Massacre of Novgorod with his secret police, the Oprichniki.
Benjamin Netanyahu (Sun and Moon), current Prime Minister of Israel. Enough said.
(I want to add another pattern: paranoia. In their later lives, these evil ahh politicians become paranoid and end up decimating even their once-closest allies, their inner circle, in an attempt to keep power).
To less...examples among "democratic" countries, we have Woodrow Wilson (ASC), who believed in ideas of racial purity; he was a staunch white supremacist who viewed black people as inferior. During his term as U.S. President, he segregated the U.S. post office and many other federal buildings alongside showing support for the Ku Klux Klan.
Now, I want to add: plenty of Chitra natives are not like this. Having Chitra in your big 3 does not make you evil. Committing evil acts makes you evil. This series is just to explore patterns among evil ahh politicians and the darkest sides of nakshatras. In this case, Chitra happened to have a very ghastly dark side shown through these evil pieces of shit I have described in this article.
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Vishakha - The Neverending Conquests
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The core meaning: Vishakha's symbol is the triumphal archway. The triumphal archway represents the emperor's last glorious achievement. This is what your life is all about: attaining one objective after another. Then, all of a sudden, you find yourself at a crossroads. And life takes you to unexpected places. Sometimes, you might lose in the process but you get back on your feet thanks to your inner strength. Keep in mind you are made to win, but also, keep in mind to be grateful to what you already have: do not let your hunger destroy your hard-fought victories. Qualities: determined, passionate, ambitious, accurate, focused, persuasive, clever, courageous, attractive. Affliction: wrathful, perfectionist, dissatisfied, greedy, manipulative, offensive, too sensual, jealous. Interest in politics, military, science, research. If my Vedic astrology insights bring you clarity or inspiration, you’re welcome to support my work on Ko-fi. ✨🙏
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Sometimes, I worry about how bad my posts are (and most of them are kind of sucky and just thought-dumps) and then I remember that I am a rando screaming into the void, not an actual astrologer.
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THE VEDIC ASTROLOGY OF U.S. PRESIDENTS: A LIST (Part 01)
(Okay, I HAD TO insert a Yu-Gi-Oh meme in here)
This will be a post on the Vedic big 3 (Sun/Moon/ASC) of U.S. Presidents. I wanted to list any common themes I find here (numbered from most current to oldest):
Donald Trump (2016-2020; 2024-Present, as of 2026)
ASC in Magha (Leo), Sun in Taurus (Mrigashira) conjunct Rahu, Moon in Scorpio (Jyeshtha) conj. Ketu. Mars in 1H.
2. Joe Biden (2020-2024)
ASC in Scorpio (Anuradha), Sun in Scorpio (Anuradha) 1H, Moon in Aries (Ashwini) 6H. Sun and Venus in 1st House.
3. Barack Obama (2008-2012; 2012-2016)
ASC in Capricorn (Dhanishta), Sun in Cancer (Ashlesha) 7H, Moon in Taurus (Rohini) 5H. Jupiter and Saturn in 1st House.
3. George W. Bush (2000-2004; 2004-2008)
ASC in Cancer (Pushya), Sun in Gemini (Punarvasu) 12H, Moon in Virgo (Chitra) conj. Jupiter 3H. Mercury, Venus, and Saturn in 1st House.
4. Bill Clinton (1992-1996; 1996-2000)
ASC in Virgo (Hasta), Sun in Leo (Magha) 12H, Moon in Aries (Krittika) 8H. Venus and Mars in 1st House.
5. George H.W. Bush (1988-1991)
ASC in Leo (Magha), Sun in Taurus (Mrigashira) conj. Mercury 10H, Moon in Virgo (Chitra) conj. Saturn 2H. Rahu in 1st House.
6. Ronald Reagan (1980-1984; 1984-1988)
*Debate between several birthtimes, so I will not include his ASC here, but I will add a poll for what ASC do we think this guy was.
Sun in Capricorn (Dhanishta), Moon in Aries (Bharani) conj. Rahu.
What is Ronald Reagan's ASC Nakshatra?
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Honestly, I am inclined towards Mula ASC for Ronald Reagan, but I want to hear your comments below. I may do an in-depth chart review of one of these U.S. Presidents, so please comment down which President you want me to look at.

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Jyestha men are fine asf to me. Jesus the things I’ll do to these men 😭💕😩 I need one now!
LOL I mean...when they are handsome, they are very handsome.
Just remembered that P. Diddy has sidereal Virgo Venus in Chitra nakshatra, near the exact degree of debilitation...
Yeah, he's probably one of the most extreme examples of weak Venus out there.
He is also a possible Purva Phalguni Moon. I've definitely noticed a pattern with Purva Phalguni men and horrific sex scandals/crimes in public figures. Another example of this pattern is the guy who played Mr. Big in SATC, Chris Noth, who has Purva Phalguni ASC, and Marquis de Sade himself, who also had Purva Phalguni Moon.
Also, the sheer level of extravagance and hedonism P. Diddy displayed is definitely Purva Phalguni at work. An ancient-er example of this Purva Phalguni hedonism is King Louis XIV (Sun AK) and his successors, Louis XV (Moon) and XVI (ASC), who all had this nakshatra in their big three.
Shukracharya taught political science. It’s said he wrote the Shukra Niti. Venus and politics go hand and hand.
Oh, thank you for letting me know! I'm still a novice when it comes to vedic astrology, so I appreciate the advice.
I’m going to have to disagree with that take on Venus nakshatras. I don’t think it’s about being overrated but misinterpreted. Shukracharya is the guru of the Asuras but his reason for pursuing this position is because when Shukracharya was studying under sage Angiras, Brihaspati’s father but Shukracharya noticed sage Angiras kept showing favoritism to Brihaspati and that caused him to leave, seeking knowledge from Shiva. When Shukracharya came back, he saw that Brihaspati was appointed guru of the devas, so he became the guru of the Asuras.
Jupiter is lowkey nepotism, favoritism.
I understand where you're coming from. I think the original asker meant that Venus nakshatras were overrated when it came to online Vedic communities, not that Shukracharya himself is overrated.
I do have to agree with you about Jupiter and nepotism though, especially considering how it exalts in Cancer and is the planet of abundance.
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My Vedic Astrology Confession or unpopular opinion is Shukracharya (Venus) Nakshatras are very overrated!!!
Shukracharya is considered to be shunned by the devas and out of spite decides to guru to the Asuras. To give the Asuras a fighting chance, Shukracharya performed intense penance to Lord Shiva and acquired the Mrita Sanjeevani mantra. This sacred knowledge allowed him to resurrect fallen Asuras during battles against the gods.
Shukracharya is considered this fierce and formidable opponents, but in real life I feel Venus Nakshatras are deeply insecure but hide it by focusing on materialistic goals and prioritize pleasure. They treat people as a means to an end rather than real people. It reminds me of people that disposes of others when they are no longer useful to them or treat those that don't meet their standards or are unattractive to them as not human. They also remind of those people that say they want a very attractive partner by are themselves don't put much effort into their appearance being unhygienic or lacking basic etiquette. Their exclusionary nature actually renders them very 1-Dimensional, because they allow only certain folks to enter their lives, pushing away people from all walks of life that could actually help them. Venus natives remind me of people that would have an excellent relationship with someone but because they don't fit their ideals will not even hesitate to end conversation or look in their direction.
This is a bit of friendly fire because I do have a Purva Ashadha Moon but someone needs to call them out on their shitty personality traits that I do believe can be corrected but yeah I used to relate to the traits mentioned above but I have been decided to be open to other rather than flat out rejecting them based on stupid standards, I truly want the best for everyone now regardless of race, class, income level, gender or sexual orientation. I have realized that being kind and open to others has greatly helped me to feel that I have fulfilling relationship but not treating everyone as a means to an end.
Now THIS is an unpopular opinion.
Well, I honestly don't know many Venus nakshatras IRL so I cannot fight against what you're saying per se. I guess it depends on how you define a nakshatra as 'overrated' as well.
From my observations on public figures, Purva Phalguni tends to be the 'worst' of the Venus nakshatras---the men are especially dumpster fires. When I used to talk to strangers on Discord servers, I met a Purva Phalguni Moon man who waxed lyrical about how 'woke culture' was ruining everything and how he got banned from a server for venting about how he 'happens to be a straight man looking for a woman'....
Meanwhile, he was thirty years old and still living with his parents. Like be for fucking real.
The only Venus nakshatra I am familiar with IRL is Bharani and they don't fit any of the Venus Nak descriptions outside of being artistic and even then that's a 50/50 with them. Then again, almost no one I know fits the Vedic Twitter/Tumblr descriptions of their nakshatras.
The Nakshatras as Evil Ahh Politicians: ROHINI, the Dictator
NOTE: Before I start this observation, I want to add: just because you have Rohini in your big three, it doesn't mean you will be an evil ass dictator. Free will is real and we all have agency to make our own choices. Plenty of amazing people and loved ones of mine have Rohini in their big three. YOUR NAKSHATRAS DO NOT DETERMINE HOW GOOD OR BAD OF A PERSON YOU ARE. This series is just an exploration of the worst aspects of each nakshatra through...evil ahh politicians.
Throughout my amateur hobby of political science, I have noticed one nakshatra appear again and again in the birth charts of dictators: ROHINI. One notable example for this article is the man who coined the term FASCISM itself, Benito Mussolini, who ruled as Il Duce over Italy from 1922 to 1943, who had Moon in Rohini. Siding with fellow Libra Lagna fascist Adolf Hitler during WW2, he was certainly an evil, evil man.
During his reign, he destroyed civil liberties within Italy, invaded Ethiopia, committed genocide in Libya (and Ethiopia, along with direct involvement in the Holocaust). His ideology could be described in terms such as ultra-nationalism, the State over all else, totalitarianism, and the embrace of corporatism at the expense of everyone who did not fit in his perfect ideal.
One thing cishet Rohini men love is control. When they gain political power, their controlling ways extend past just their partners and relatives to entire nations and states. The end result? Oppression. Their giant egos construct personality cults based upon themselves (this characteristic is also shared with Hasta). Their paranoia results in the creation of secret police who terrify their general populace.
While many Rohini politicians are not fascists, there is always a tendency among them to oppress their constituents and opponents (especially their opponents) through disturbingly brutal methods.
Here are a list of authoritarian politicians who have Rohini in their big 3. Every single one of them have been dubbed as dictatorial by their opponents:
Muammar al-Gaddafi, former Prime Minister of Libya: Rohini Sun.
Idi Amin: Rohini Sun. I will talk about him more in detail in my Chitra post.
Augusto Pinochet, who established a military junta in Chile and committed numerous extrajudicial murders: Rohini Moon.
Nicolae Ceaucescu, former President of Socialist Romania, who destroyed the country's agricultural industry through terrible economic policies, and whose bans on contraception and abortion resulted in skyrocketing maternal mortality rates. A whole generation of orphans resulted because of his policies. Seriously, look it up. It's so thoroughly fucked up. He had Rohini ASC.
Francisco Franco, former Caudillo of Spain, had Rohini Moon. Predictably, he rose to power as a military general (wtf is it with this nakshatra and the military) and brutally repressed his civilian populace. He utilized concentration camps, forced labor and executions to maintain control over Spain. He was also...a fucking ultranationalist.
Hideki Tojo, former Prime Minister of Japan during WW2, had Rohini Moon. By the end of his tenure, he was executed for war crimes and crimes against fucking humanity. This guy was a key military leader who allowed and oversaw the Nanjing Massacres of the late 1930s. Genuinely pure evil.
Hugo Chavez, former President of Venezuela, has Rohini Moon. While some of his economic policies were indeed beneficial for the country, he let power get into his head and seized control of the Venezuelan government in his own hands. Democratic erosion and backsliding of Venezuelan institutions? Murder of protestors? He got you there. He was also...a fucking nationalist.
Final verdict: do not elect a Rohini military officer into government. Please.