you’re going to be amazing.

when gamers say "gg" at the end of a match it means good girl

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

guy who substitutes different sex acts for "suck my dick" as a figure of speech but can't stop choosing like weirdly sensual ones every time

did this fucker just cut me off? ahh yeah REAL fuckin polite, hey, why don't you lick the sweat off my NECK, pal?

gently tongue my fuckin' perineum, buddy. learn how to drive

you should really get comfortable believing in love and magic and whimsy or you’ll continue to live a half-life for the rest of the time you have on earth

I think more games with romance should include polyamory as an option. Not just because of inclusion purposes but also because a lot of these games are super long RPGs and I sure as hell don't have time to replay the game 5 times to romance everyone I wanted to.

Also even if I do play again I will feel bad not romancing my girl. Like come on I don't want her to be lonely.

not even exaggerating.

need to have someone in love with me who’s a little freak about it

It’s time.