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Every single time I say the phrase āI was classically trained in the art of multiple choice testsā everyone in the room whoās not a millennial laughs at my joke while all the other millennials in the room immediately look like they just walked in on a funeral by accident.
teach me please
Why? It has nothing to do with the real world and Iām mad that the school system taught me how to take multiple choice tests rather than write a report for a job or properly research what issues are important when deciding who to vote for in an election. Or like⦠accurate history. You know. Actual stuff you need to know to be a person.
im currently stuck in the school system and I want cheat codes
Okay, I completely understand wanting to know the actual stuff, I want to know those things too, and those are things im working on learning. but to be able to get to the information that tells me these things I need to survive this hellhole of a system and im bad at tests, which means i dont survive very well.Ā
Okay fine.
Read the entire question twice to look for tricky wording. If youāre allowed to write on it circle or underline words like NOT or EXCEPT or other things your brain might skip over. This will make it less likely youāll skip over them.
Read all the answers before answering. Sometimes the wrong answers are so stupid you donāt even have to work out the problem or try to remember the thing.
If the entire test is about the same subject (Colonial America for example) answers might be found in previous questions. Like question #6 might ask who wrote Common Sense. You might remember that back in question one it saidĀ āIn Common Sense by Thomas Paineā and thereās your answer. This happens a lot more often than youād think.
If you donāt know the answer cross out the answers you know are incorrect. If there are four answers but you know one of them is wrong your odds of guessing right just went up from 25% to 33%. If you can eliminate two answers then you have a 50/50 chance of getting it right.
If you canāt eliminate any answers at all guess C. The placement of correct answers isnāt completely random and C is the answer slightly more often than other answers. If you guess randomly your odds of getting the answer right actually goes down.
Read study guides and take practice tests. Actually read them. Especially if theyāre written by the same person who wrote the test youāll be taking. Youāll be more likely to pick up on their quirks and what kind of trick questions they write if you use the study material. Youāll also know what to study and what to leave.
For sections where thereās a list of words you have to match to definitions read the words first. Youāre probably more likely to know the definition of a word then the word that goes with a definition. (or time period or math method or whatever). Answer the ones you know and leave the ones you donāt until youāre completely done with that section. Then look at your remaining words and definitions and match them to the ones that sound the least ridiculous.
Donāt take a test on an empty stomach unless youāre fasting for religious reasons. I donāt care if you havenāt eaten breakfast in twenty years. Youāre gonna eat something before you take that test.
Remember that taking multiple choice tests is a skill that not everyone is naturally good at and itās a skill that means absolutely nothing in the real world. So however you do on this test doesnāt dictate your worth as a person.
As someone who is also classically trained in the art of multiple choice test, I can confirm
Yeah I learned all this shit too. And like while most things public school teaches you is such fucking bullshit, this is actually true.
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Iām so furious.
WOW OKAY THEN
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āokay whatās the ca-OHSNAPITSABANGERā
I can guaren-fucking-tee it, youād never believe that I knew EXACTLY what this was gonna be. Holy shit fuck.
i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said āew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be thereā and i said āwell if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?ā and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said ālets watch sonic the hedgehogā
tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?
its called āevolutionā, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.
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I was thinking what if Hobbits adopted a human baby but they thought it was a hobbit baby and they were like heās the fuckin tallest hobbit there ever was and no one tells him heās human so he just thinks heās a fuckin strong ass hobbit then I realized thatās the fuckin plot of the movie Elf you dumb fucking idiot
Why must you all mock me
do you think there are Russians/Ukrainians out there who became Americaboos/cowboy wannabes because of Fallout: New Vegas the same way Americans who play STALKER and Metro become slavaboos and collect gas masks
I always thought that Michelin was like a prestigious international society of food critics but theyāre a fucking tyre manufacturer.
I like how they were like āwell there arenāt many cars around so to get them to buy more tires letās publish a tour guide to France so people travel more and use up their tires.ā
Over time they started to incorporate restaurants worth visiting on their tours and even sent out anonymous inspectors to gather information to rate them and now over 100 years later they made a notoriously grumpy world renowned chef cry because his restaurant lost two stars in a rating system that two dudes made up to sell more tires.
They became a world renowned food criticism magazine on accident?????
I THOUGHT THEY WERE DIFFERENT COMPANIES WITH THE SAME NAME WHAT THE FUCK
abt to see Cats and my friend and I are the only two people in the theater wish me luck blease
observations:
-the female cats wear makeup
-they alternate between walking like people and crawling
-the cats are cat sized. there are mice, which are supposed to be mice sized, but theyāre sized as if the cats are as big as humans, so theyāre way smaller than they should be
-the horrible human cats are, in some cases, owned by people
-some of the female cats have sort of titties. but only some
-there are also humanoid roaches and the cats just gobble those bad boys up
-one of the cats unzips her skin at one point to reveal another, sparklier cat undernwath
-a few of the cats have fur coats
-a cat gets fatshamed. a lot
-at one point theres a joke about the jason derulo cat getting neutred, implying these humanoid cats get forcibly neutred by their owners
-jason derulo looks genuinely excited to be there. you can tell heās hyped to be part of this movie
-his catsona almost puts the main cats foot in his mouth at one point. bad
-theres a milk bar. for the cats. but its not cat sized. its human sized
-you hear a dog at one point, and the thought of what it might look like made me start sweating. thankfully you only hear it
-the cats have totally normal, hairless human hands. despite this, one of the cats extends their claws at one point
-the cats dont (thank god) have genitals, but at two seperate points in the movie a cat crushes his invisible balls
-one of the cats can do magic, which isnāt explained at all. everyoneās just like āoh yeah thats the magic cat. he can do magicā
-at this point i was convinced the movie had to be almost over, so i checked the time. it had been 40 minutes since the start
-most cats are barefoot, but two wear little cat sneakers
-the cats rub their heads against each other to show affection, making several moments that are supposed to be serious really unsettling
-ian mckellan laps water out of a bowl with his human tongue. his cat name is asparagus.
-theres a cat who works on a train. he has a job there. he wears a uniform. i love him
-he also has little cat tap shoes
-i appearently saw the version that was rushed to theaters, because judi dench is wearing a wedding ring
-they get catnip sprinkled on them which makes them horny. not recounting this part in any detail because its horrible to think about
-taylor swift sings āmacavityās a ginger catā and then idris elba comes on and heās dark brown
-a cat learns telekinesis through the power of song
-at the end of the movie, the judi dench cat stares directly into the camera and sings at you. i literally canāt communicate what emotion this made me feel but it wasnāt good.
-i left the theater with a headache & that feeling you get when you wake up from a nap and youāre not sure what day it is. please go see it

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"world's no.1 bad guy" this man was fucking unknown to the general American public until they started parading his corpse
how the fuck is this even real
it looks like ridely and isabelle are snake and cloudās fursonaās
If i knew like 5% less about video games and you tried to tell me which of these characters were named Snake and Cloud and which ones were named Ridley and Isabelle i would NOT believe you
people seem to have trouble understanding why iām an anti-capitalist, so iām going to try and put it into simple, real-life terms.
i work at a restaurant. i make $12 an hour, plus tips. minimum wage where i live is relatively high for my country - the national minimum wage is $7.25/hr, and has not been raised since 2009. before taxes, working full time, my yearly income is about $22,000 a year. ($25,000 if you count tips)
at my job, we sell various dishes, with an average price of about $10-$15. we get printouts every week detailing how much money we made that week; in one week, our restaurant makes about $30,000. (one of our other locations actually makes this much on a daily basis!)
iām not going to go into details, but after the costs of production (payroll for employees, rent for the building, maintenance, and wholesale food purchasing) are accounted for, the restaurant makes an estimated profit of $20,000 per week.
this profit goes directly to the owner, who does not work at this location. the owner of my restaurant has actually been on vacation for a few months, but still profits from the restaurant, because they own it. i have met the owner exactly twice in my year of working here.
to put this into perspective, the owner of this restaurant earns in 2 days what they pay me in one year. and thatās just from this single location - the owner has several other restaurants, all of which make more money than the one i work at. this ends up resulting in the owner having an estimated net worth of tens of millions of dollars, even after accounting for the payroll for every single worker in their employ.
now, i have to ask you: does the owner of my restaurant deserve this income? did they earn it? did their labor result in this value being created?
the naive answer would beĀ āyesā; the owner purchased the location and arranged for the raw ingredients to be delivered, did they not?
the actual answer isĀ ānoā. the owner may have used their initial capital to start the location, but the profit is a result of my labor, and the labor of my co-workers.
the owner purchases rice at a very low bulk price of about 25 cents a pound. i cook the rice, and within a few minutes, that pound of rice is suddenly worth about $30. the owner did not create this value, i did. the owner simply provided the initial capital investment required to start the process.
what needs to be understood here is that capitalists do not create value. they use the labor of their employees to create value, and then take the excess profit and keep it.
what needs to be understood is that capitalists accrue income by already HAVING money. the owner of my restaurant was only able to get this far because they started off, from the very beginning, with enough money to purchase a building, purchase food in bulk, and hire hundreds of employees.
that is to say: the rich get richer, and they do so by exploiting the labor of the poor.
the owner of my restaurant could afford to triple the income of every single person in their employee if they felt like it, but this would mean that they were generating less profit for themselves, so they do not.
the owner of my restaurant pays me the current minimum wage of my area, because to them, i am not a person. i am an investment. i am an asset. i am a means to create more money.Ā
when you are paid minimum wage, the message your boss is sending you is this:Ā ālegally, if i could pay you less, i would.ā
every capitalist on the planet exploits their workers for their own gain. every capitalist, even the small business owners, forces people to stay in poverty so that the capitalist can profit.
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a bop, a banger, and a jam are all different
but you have to feel the difference in your heart
a bop is something light or something you casually enjoy. youĀ donāt mind it/itās cute in the moment.Ā
a banger is something goes hard (some timesĀ unnecessarily) can invoke deep emotions. canĀ fizzleĀ outĀ after some time has passed.Ā
a jam is something that can be considered as nostalgic. it is a song that is a personal anthem, no matter what you are going through you just respond to it. it is immortal.Ā

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i witnessed the most fascinating thing today imoā¦my 4th grade art class were talking while they did their work and one of them was likeĀ āif you work hard all your lifeā¦ā¦.it means NOTHINGā and their response was to all crack up and start running with this bit like.Ā āyou work all your life on an oil painting. the mayor comes in. he saysĀ āi didnāt even ask you to do that painting.āā they kept going giving examples of nothing mattering and laughing hysterically. theyāre 9. like, we think OUR humor is depressing or w/e, how are THEY going to be
Millennials are depressed but the Gen Z kids are straight up nihilists
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