𐔌♫ྀི 𓈒 ݁ valentine,, 🦢

fucking love the pitt. they let the autistic girl chill with a dog fo a bit then her boss came in like "fucking love u girl my least troublesome intern wanna pick sooo much gravel out a dudes leg wound?" and she was just like 😀😀😀 incredible. banger autistic rep shes so me.

*trying to flirt* haha i bet ur guts look soooo pretty i bet u have the greatest bones ever. ur beating heart would be so sexy to hold in my hands i would be so gentle with it. why are you running

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

Dr. John Shen send tweet

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

kimi antonelli is like y/n to me like where the fuck did u come from. how do u get lewis hamilton's legendary race engineer. why do u suddenly get better preferential treatment. why does the boss love u. gtfo of here

loooove love using the term "puppyparts" because 1. duh obviously it makes my peanits hard like omfg 2. it doesn't specify genitalia so it's technically choose your own adventure whether you picture dennis as trans or cis