Victor

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

I'm laying in bed and I'm very cozy. I'm so cozy I could lay here for. well I could lay here for the entire night quite happily

Try closing your eyes!! You may hallucinate cool stuff and wake up feeling refreshed!

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

its kinda funny to me that apparently a lot of people back in the day considered the twin towers to be ugly eyesores that ruined the new york skyline. because could you imagine being one of those new yorkers sitting there like 'man i hate the twin towers i hope they get demolished' and then 2001 hits and youre like. uh. not like that.

can’t stop thinking about how, when asked to choose one piece of furniture that answers “what defines Wilson?”, the organ tells us, “House’s happiness”

t shirt that says I LOVE ACADEMIC DISHONESTY on the front and when i turn around the back says NOT AI THOUGH. YOU EARN THOSE TEST ANSWERS THROUGH BRIBERY AND BATTING EYELASHES LIKE A REAL MAN

why does nobody ever talk about the fact that kutner apparently asked amber out…incredibly funny pairing in retrospect. they’re literally the hallucination brothers.