void guy

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

how do we feel about angel punz. do we fuck with this.

and this is why i think c!punz ghostwrote angel with a shotgun

it's still 26 in the house (downstairs!! upstairs is worse!!) and i'm thinking about c!rivals duo trying to cool down and c!techno explaining how there's nothing better than a good mud bath and c!dream saying he's crazy, that's so weird, techno. and techno definitely gives him some line about it being pig culture and dream stutters long enough for techno to just toss him in the dang mud which absolutely devolves into a mud fight that they take very seriously.

dsmp visual novel game where you play as c!punz and c!dream gives you different tasks to complete. As the game(and the storyline) progresses the tasks get more and more strange and violent. Every time he pays you to do a task you have the ability to either do it, which levels up your relationship with c!dream AKA makes him trust you more, or to cancel and not do them, which levels down your relationship AKA makes him trust you less. If you did all the tasks and leveled up your relationship all the way he will trust you enough to give you the final task: To help stage c!dream's imprisonment.

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

cdream needed his alone time so bad he designed a giant torture box and put himself in it