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obsessed with the fact that hannibal is technically a horror show but half the fandom watches it like it’s a slowburn romcom with occasional cannibalism

Really the only horror part I can think of is the cliff scene…

When I was a kid I thought Master Chief was gender fluid bc I didn't understand who Cortana was so anytime she talked I just thought it was chief being a girl for that sentence

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

there will be layoffs

wow,, you’re really messed up, huh? smash

no, YOU’RE looking at him respectfully. i’m objectifying him to filth we’re built different

wish i was kissing you instead of thinking about you

Even as a child I knew I wanted a cigarette

the way i feel about retirement is similar to how suicidal teenagers feel about getting to 25

In life you have 2 choices. U can lean with it or U can rock with it.

somedays its enough to just be the hottest person in ur neighborhood gas station

Under my wizard's robe theres just not any thing at all

do u want to play Love eachother forever with me

we are like books. most people only see our cover, the minority read only the introduction, many people believe the critics. few will know our content.