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don't kiss the forehead of someone you don't intend to keep. Forehead kisses are promises

women spoil men too. some of you all just never made it that far

do you think the pieces from chess are all actually mad at each other or are they just like actors

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

So so so fucking real

you people can't all have autism and adhd

girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.

Belts are so versatile. You can spank me with it, choke me or tie me up and afterwards you put it back on and no one will know what that piece of leather did to me just a few minutes ago.

i get upset when i have to revoke my love from people. like damn, i didn't even get to love you as much as i wanted to