Fancy randomness

:(

2017 better be like a utopian golden age for everyone to make up for this literal flaming trash pile of a year

THIS IS SO PURE IM CRYING

There a way to do this with cats???

I don’t know if any of you is from/lives in/has family and-or friends there in München, please stay safe.

me as a parent.

nintendo sees y’all thirsting after all the professors and they made every church into a gym to try and trick y’all into getting right with the lord

i feel personally targeted

what if breakfast had genders 

welcome to Spanish class

[slurred] “Just pour it in the fucking thing.” [mumbles] “- fucking kids love it!” [shouts] “Fruit!”

I’m still not over this

@botanobo

In the [mumbles] part he’s actually saying “sunny dick”