I'm the Ringmaster in the Circus of Bad Choices

sleepy on main

absolutely fatigued on main

Fucking exhausted on main

finally realized that i was never asking for too much, i was just asking the wrong person

The story behind the gif: the guy wouldn’t stop opening his daughter’s mail so she mailed “herself” a glitter bomb to teach him a lesson

Good

U ever juss…wanna hide ur face in someone’s neck and …. Sleep

Me, talking to @kroganmom : “ITS 20GAYTEEN, WE’RE GONNA BE USEFUL LESBIANS IF IT KILLS US”

once these nails dry……bitch..

Hey Chelsea you ever think about that wild bitch from Holes who painted her nails with rattlesnake venom and clawed a motherfucker across the face?

that was a very special moment for my young lesbian ass, thankyou for reminding me

Struggling to keep your rolled up sleeves looking nice is gay culture

this isn’t even a meme anymore this is accurate

*randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what’s up?