Utu

It came all the way from Italy and this is how you welcome it

The Finnish language is one of the most difficult languages in the world to learn as a non-native. It is spoken by roughly 5,5 million people, and only in one country. Finnish is not endangered and nearly all finns speak english. Therefore, finnish is THE most useless language in the world to learn.

Finland would not be very happy to hear about that…

We’ll be really happy about the fact that Finland was mentioned

ur mad ur phone ugly lmao

One fact that sounds made up but is 100% true is that whales loved 9/11.

The TL;DR of this is that scientists can measure whale’s stress levels and airplanes emit a noise that gives whales a big ol fuckin headache and in the days/weeks after 9/11 there were no airplanes, thus making it the greatest time of every whale’s life because their chronic migraines temporarily ceased.

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

And some people still won’t get it

this is the best thing I’ve ever heard

i’m sorry wHAT

This is like the time I found out that in Israel “Ma po ze, Chicago?” (What is this, CHICAGO?) is a saying for when people are acting unruly. 

in finland if something is far away or in an unknown place we can say that “se on huitsin nevadassa” (it’s in nevada) you can also politely tell that you’d wish someone to fuck off by wishing that they’d go to nevada

I am both amused and nodding my head at the accuracy.

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

If you don’t reblog I probably won’t like you as a person

If you get the urge, here’s an absolutely free pass to question my cooking skills, dancing ability, and/or dress sense, or whatever else comes to mind based on my whiteness. Somehow I’ll cope.

Yes to alllll of this.

I reblogged it once and I’m doing this again ‘cause this is all fucking true

Love every white ally that reblogs this.

käytin saksia ruuvimeisselinä et saisin mun huoneen räppänän kahvan irti, käytin sitä kahvaa ikkunan avaimena et saan ikkunan auki, ja menin ulkokautta takas sisälle vessaan vaan sen takia ettei mun tarvis mennä olkkarin ohi ja ehkä joutua moikkaan ihmisiä, jos tää ei oo suomalaisuutta niin en tiiä mikä on

Suomivesio McGyverista.

I don’t know what a WIP is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

Pssst it stands for “work in progress”

Oh I always thought it was the sound manuscripts made when authors smack themselves on the forehead out of frustration

I mean that is also correct