totally harmless

That hating Tubbs the Cat makes you cool.

The being rude to Tubbs the Cat is okay.

That being mean about Tubbs the Cat all the time is cool and will get you friends.

That Tubbs the Cat is anything but perfect.

That Tubbs the Cat is selfish or greedy.

That not feeding Tubbs the Cat is okay.

That making fun of Tubbs the Cat is okay.

That Tumblr should be your vital source for all things Tubbs the Cat.

That Tubbs the Cat doesn’t matter.

That you shouldn’t give Tubbs the Cat all of your Ritzy Bits.

That Tubbs the Cat won’t lead us to the promise land and cure all of our sicknesses.

Hey Kermit, we were sad to hear about your break up with Miss Piggy. Here’s a #GiftToast for the transition.