kick out the epic motherfucker.

I can see that. Are you busy?

...no.

While your point is valid, your overall argument remains incorrect.

i’m still alive.

Well, that’s your opinion. Unfortunately it’s an incorrect one, but it can’t be helped.

you can’t bandage a rib, moron.

I’ll take that as a no, then.

internal breaks like that don’t have a lot you can do for them.

And you took proper care of them, yes?

i guess?

Of course. Which ones did you break this time?

collarbone. a rib.

Uneventful and fairly tiring. It was more of a business trip than a vacation. And how have you been? I hope you haven’t broken any bones in my absence.

only two.

I see. Forgive me for assuming, then.

how was your vacation.

I don’t know what you’re referring to. Feel free to clarify.

i’m not exhibiting animosity. i’m not exhibiting anything. like usual.

love me, baby baby

you mentioned excuses earlier, maybe you want one now?