please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

Why would you limit yourself to drawing Canadians?

everyone else unfollow me I want to be alone with arsnof

yeah having a crush on someone is the worst thing that could happen to someone but it's also so fun and it makes life less boring

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

cant believe we live in a reality where getting a silly iced drink can set you back 7 dollars. it's like they want me dead

this gets funnier the older you reblog it

when people act like Large Beverages are the thing thats wrong with america as if thats not the only thing keeping me from driving off a cliff... ohhhh Those greedy americans slonking away at their Large Beverages. we're literally all working in the hamburger mine to afford rock and roll disc . Beverage is all we have

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why did God give me these battles (getting dressed and leaving the house)

they should make ibuprofen that lasts forever and ever with no side effects

They should make more music from 2008

they are lovers

i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious