oh word?

Does anyone know what to do

I did a line of dewdrops this morning

like to charge, reblog to cast.

ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

they should invent an apartment that a normal person can afford

The fake rumor of Pappy being able to hold his breath for an hour being plot relevant in two separate episodes is so funny that I almost wish it had somehow actually been a real rumor

some of y’all bout to be real mad at me. but it must be said. some of the shit u call corny/cringy is actually just genuine/cute/sweet and y’all r just afraid of expressing any type of positive emotion