like ur loser older brother

i always knew i wanted to masturbate to gross and unethical things that make me feel guilty afterwards

Getting matching collars with an inexperienced puppy and buying a leash that latches us together to train them on how to stay still and be a good cocksleeve for me. Forcing them to take my cock deeper when their pathetic little mind shuts off and numbs them into mindless whores while i’m marking their neck with pretty bites and bullying another load deeper into their worn out holes with my knot.

this post is not to say that you shouldn't be jacking off to weird porn btw I love weird porn. but if you're sitting there kinda sad thinking weird porn is the only outlet you'll ever have for your niche kinks or fetishes, I want you to know you're wrong and there is hope and beautiful incredible fantasy sex on the horizon if we can all just open ourselves up to the strangeness of our imaginations a little more

puppy who I just can’t control that fucks me into the mattress whenever he wants and uses my body to get off

lazy morning sex with your underwear pulled to the side and his hand up your shirt and his lips at your ear and your hips grinding back into his

lets get high and edge together (I'm thinking we're sitting on opposite sides of the couch, legs open to each other while we rub ourselves and look at porn)

vibing chill hangout that we've had a million times before but somehow this time I end up slapping and fingering your wet fucking pussy while you whimper like a little bitch

hey do u wanna jerk off together. as friends

guy with a knot who gets oversensitive every time because the knot locks him inside the other person while he's cumming and for a while after, and he gets all whiny and twitchy desperate and pathetic as he keeps trying and failing to pull out prematurely (which is inadvertently making the knot last even longer due to extra stimulation). having to hold him down and reassure him and remind him to breathe, telling him how good he's doing and how amazing he feels inside you while he stuffs you full of cum, and his eyes are completely glazed over while he whimpers and begs for you to let him pull out because he's way too sensitive and it hurts and just please please please let him pull out (he wouldn't be able to pull out even if you "let him" because the knot is still firmly locked inside)

ship dynamic: riding him while he thinks about how he failed as a father

subtops with shock collars mmmm

Stoic knight who yearns desperately in silence in search of teasing princess who will constantly provoke my improper lust for her

princess who keeps mewling to her knight about how "it's so much better when you do it" and "it's not the same" until he gets frustrated enough to pull her onto his lap, hike up her skirts and finger her. except that's him being cruel because what she really wants is his cock :/