gatsby, what gatsbyr?

i love when you listen to a new song and you’re like three seconds in and you’re already like yes this pleases me it is mine

tbh it makes me really uncomfortable when fans ship real life people with each other in a completely serious way, like I understand when it’s a joke because “lol they’d be so cute together they’re in love ha ha ha” can be fun, but when people are legitimately coming up with theories about how married people are totally having an affair and each little glance and touch they share completely proves that they’re in love with each other it’s like??? hmmmm???? no thanks save that for the fiction pls

Why do these mashed potatoes look so sad

*winks at you with both eyes*