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Clean Sweep by @theburialofstrawberries | 29K | Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank. The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”| I'm pretty sure everyone and their mother has already read this, because it spread like wildfire through my circle...if you have been living under a rock, somehow, this is a canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane is Shane and Ilya is a janitor. This is totally going to be a classic in the fandom! So, SO good. Amazing characterisation and I love how the author remixed the main beats of canon and all the slight and big changes in this AU really work.
Don't stop believing (hold on to that feeling) | 33K | A series of vignettes following Shane's relationship with music through the medium of karaoke, set along the timeline of his relationship with Ilya.| I urge you to give this fic a chance, because going on the summary alone I honestly was very sceptical. And I shouldn't have been! I would have never imagined a story about Shane Hollander and bloody karaoke could be this good.
white collar crimes | 21K | So Shane Hollander is, how do you say in English, a dirty little thief. A clothing thief, to be precise. Ilya can't say he saw that coming, but he also can't pretend he's all that mad about it. His shirt looks good on his Shane. On Shane. On Hollander. Right. His shirt looks good on Hollander.| Set during the situationship. Great characterisation and banter and feelings. Second chapter is my fave but it's all very good.
No Friction, Just Chemistry | 20K | After leaving behind his last job, Ilya threw himself into a new profession: making and selling all things one can pickle. His week revolved around the Sunday farmer's market. Everything seemed simple and predictable until a new vendor arrived late in the season.| I normally don't do full AUs but Vee is a genius and I'd trust them to hell and back. This was the perfect rom-com version of Hollanov. Cute, fun and in-character. It also comes as a podfic, read by the author, and that's always a big plus for me.
so you must like me for me by @alasse9 | 36.2K | It turns out, having the worst thing you can think of happen to you when you're seventeen years old can end up being pretty liberating. And land you an unexpected best friend.| Shane is outed before the draft, goes seventh and ends up in Ottawa. Best friends to lovers, a trope I really like that somehow works really well for Hollanov. Sweet and earnest.
(Oh I believe in) Yesterday | 9.4K | Time loops are just a fact of life to Wyatt, insane as that sounds. He’ll happily settle in for a repeat day every couple of weeks. Chances are he’ll wake up tomorrow morning and go to regularly scheduled practice. A teammate probably pissed off their wife, which is an easily fixed problem. Or, the Wyatt-Hayes-centric-time-loop-Boxing-Day-fight-fix-it-fic| A super a fun and original take on the time loop trope! Love Wyatt as our POV character, he's so well-written and his relationship with Lisa is just lovely.
All Love Must Leave but Search For It I Will | 23K | A shoulder injury takes Ilya out for the season ten games into his second year with the Ottawa Centaurs. With one good arm and an empty house, Ilya battles with memories of his parents and his mental health.| Good depiction of depression (I have a thing for stories that explore Ilya's mental health). Great characterisation.
babies born in the month of may by @bitterbloodyorange | 5K | Yuna Hollander and the Art of Raising a Winner Without Giving Him (or Yourself) Too Much of a Complex About It; Ilya Rozanov's Incomprehensive Guide to Charming Your Stoned Boyfriend| Really lovely Yuna character exploration.
multitasking by @emotional-synth-music| 7.3K | *I am in hell, Ilya thinks. He's awkwardly hard in his cup and layers of gear. He can't focus. How the fuck is Hollander functioning like this? Is he actually so gifted at hockey that he can play at this level and still have space to let the sex demon in his brain run rampant? Is this what he's like all the time? *|Crack treated seriously. Ilya can suddenly hear Shane's thoughts. Hot and so lovely.
when you leave here by @iddayidnight | 8K | “It just feels like such a nothing story," Shane says. "But my mom’s so fucking... worked up about it.” Ilya watches him. “I think,” he says carefully, “that your mom is also the parent of a teenage boy who played on that hockey team. And not just the manager of a person who is being asked for comment on a bad story. Yes?” (Shane was fifteen years old when he moved to Sarnia.)| Extremely painful to read but extremely good fic about hockey culture. Inspired by We Breed Lions (which I discovered and read thanks to this fandom, obvs). Amazing characterisation.
Pencil in the Rest | 87K | Scent patches were mandatory for anyone participating in World Junior's, but a lot of the Russian guys Shane saw in the hotel or around the rink had them loosely attached to their necks or not quite centered over their scent gland. Shane had been on his way to his parents' car when the wind shifted, and he smelled that Rozanov, leaning against the wall and not-at-all-surreptitiously fishing a carton of cigarettes out of his pocket, must have been one of them.| Omegaverse with fully realised world-building and great characterisation. Excellent use of the soulmate trope. Unputdownable.And I say it as someone who's usually meh on both these tropes.
winning streak by @citrusses | 9.1K | Everyone hates All-Stars. If anyone asks, Shane does, too.| Perfect, perfect Shane characterisation. Ilya is amazing too, but we are in Shane's head here. What All Stars means for our unhinged duo during the situationship era.
Shane As It Ever Was by @@exactphoify | 7.1K | Ilya wakes with no memory after an eventful night. Or maybe it wasn’t eventful. He doesn’t remember, that’s the problem.|Time travel fic. Short and sweet. And hot. Lovely.
oh well, I guess we're gonna find out! by @angel-deux-writes | 95K | Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again. Except, well. Then there are zombies.|Again, this took fandom over by storm for a reason, but if you haven't read it yet, my bookmark reads "OMG. Zombie apocalypse AU. Fucking perfect."
here we are and what the hell are we going to do with it | 24K | “Shane.” Ilya takes Shane’s head in his hands, squeezes his cheeks so that Shane looks puffy, absurd. Beloved. “I am saying that to me, even though you are retired, you will always be No. 1 hockey player. Fuck Wayne Gretzky.” That’s what does it, as Ilya knew it would. Shane rears back, spluttering, outraged, trying not to laugh. “Oh, I have committed blasphemy now. They will take back my citizenship, big crime, very sad.” Shane smoothes his hands along Ilya’s calves, rests his fingertips on Ilya’s ankles. “Fuck Wayne Gretzky,” he says. He looks like he can’t believe what he’s saying. Ilya wonders, distantly, if he can get it on tape to play back to himself when things feel particularly bleak. “We can live in exile together. I don’t care. You’re my, my best, my second best hockey player forever too.”| Probably the best 'Shane has to retire and comes to term with it all' fic out there. Excellent characterisation all around, I love that this was plenty angsty without being over the top.
Dance Yrself Clean | 3.3K | Two summers, nine years apart, and the changes they bring| Really good Ilya character study.
clouds in my coffee | 7.4K | A scandal breaks. Rose drives to Ottawa, to be not-alone.| A fic in which Rose gets some of the care and comfort she deserves.
When I Walk Into The Room, I Do Not Light It Up. Fuck. | 12.2K | Transitions are hard for Shane. Joining his husband's team turns out not to be an exception to that rule.| Shane struggles to adapt to Ottawa. Amazing Shane POV. Lots of hockey, which makes it all much more grounded and interesting.
Fracture and Collapse by @ilyapasta | 66K | Shane gets hurt three days before playoffs begin. It's nothing to worry about, really.| Really lovely and complex, layered exploration of who Ilya and Shane are, both individually and as a couple, in the wake of a potentially career-ending injury for Shane.
how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.
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truly the biggest victim in yellowjackets is the closeted gay coach having to be the only adult in a group mainly consisting of teenage girls, like he was gonna have so much great sex with his boyfriend that he hardly ever sees from the sounds of things and instead he's suddenly a single parent to a group of traumatized teens who don't respect his authority at all, he has to attempt to save more from dying and stop a full-on cannibal cult from progressing while down one leg in winter in the middle of nowhere, one of the girls thinks she's in love with him, and the only bears in the vicinity are grizzlies :(
coach ben from yellowjackets is a character of all time …. the only adult responsible for an entire soccer team of girls after a plane crash….trapped in the remote wilderness and really he’s at the mercy of whatever they decide to do because he’s lost his leg….. and also he has a big breakdown and yells that he’s gay …..
it truly fucks with me how shauna as an adult tries to mimic what she thinks that jackie’s life should have been. marrying jeff, having a kid, brunch with jackie’s parents, the fucking rabbits, it’s all jackie except not jackie because shauna isn’t jackie and never will be. she’s so consumed by her grief she loses herself into jackie and even if she didn’t try to emulate jackie, who would she be? how would she move on from the trauma and loss? how could she be her own person after what happened? in a way she felt like she had no choice but to become jackie.
yellowjackets as that one onion article
lestat somehow ends up having beef with taylor swift because she released the 15th version of her new album the same day the vampire lestat album came out and made it go number two on the charts. his fans are mad and they say she’s not a ‘girl’s girl’ because they think lestat is secretly using she/her pronouns. this causes MAD discourse on twitter because people say lestans (official name of his fandom) are co-opting struggles of real trans/genderqueer artists and that lestat is clearly just a cis white man who thinks his aesthetic is cool and hip with the times but he’s actually super cringe. lestat has killed his pr team so he tweets himself in response to the drama and says that mademoiselle swiftié is a perfectly fine musician but she’s basically a baby compared to his long relationship with music. swifties ratio him on twitter calling him ‘an old queen’ and ‘world’s worst father’ (this is because they read international bestseller interview with the vampire). lestat has an emotional breakdown and cries for three days and he eats his makeup artist for making him look old. his producers are desperate and they ask daniel molloy to fix him because daniel is the unofficial vampire therapist now. vampire daniel’s idea of fixing lestat is to go on a blood bender with him. somehow this works because in between victims daniel tells lestat to stop being a little bitch and grow the fuck up. here lestat understands for the first time why daniel and louis are friends and asks daniel to telepathically call louis for him because he needs him. daniel tells him to eat shit. as they return to lestat’s shack (yes he still lives there when he’s not touring) they find out that swifties have doxxed him and showed up to the shack to ravage it. lestat starts crying again while daniel falls over himself laughing and records everything and posts it on tiktok. armand likes the video 0.3 seconds after it’s posted. throughout all of this louis is on a beach somewhere enjoying a quiet night, he telepathically asks daniel how lestat’s doing and daniel tells him to not even worry about it.
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What if you were BLACK and GAY and a PIMP in early 20th century Louisiana, and you FELL IN LOVE with your super hot STALKER, and you got MARRIED, and he wants to CHEAT, but he doesn't want YOU cheating, and you want a DAUGHTER, and she's THE BEST, but she HATES your husband, and she wants you to KILL him and his sidepiece, and so you DO that, but then he HAUNTS you, and then you MISS him, and then you go to PARIS, and you meet MORE gays there, and their leader is HOT, and you FALL FOR HIM TOO, but then your husband comes BACK, and EVERYONE wants your daughter DEAD, and they KILL her, and you completely LOSE it, and you burn EVERYONE, and you get a DIVORCE, and you marry YOUR EX HUSBAND'S EX, and then in the 70s you decide to have someone INTERVIEW you, but you lose it AGAIN, and it all goes to SHIT, and then everything is a BLUR, and then it's 2020, and there's COVID, and you decide you want to be interviewed AGAIN, and you discover your current husband BRAINWASHED YOU, so you get ANOTHER divorce, and you're now TWICE divorced before you're even 150, and you run back to your first ex, but then that fuckass reporter PUBLISHES your interview as a BOOK, and your ex is MAD, and you want him BACK, but he decides to become a ROCKSTAR, THEN WHAT
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based on this tweet i saw
5+1 Hollanov Fics
This is an ongoing list that will be updated as I read more !!
🏒 You Are My First Pick | 3.3k
Five times Shane gets anonymous Valentine's Day gifts and one time he figures out who they are from!
🏒 Overwhelmed | 4.8k
five times Ilya helps Shane when he's overwhelmed and one time Shane returns the favor
🏒 Weirdest Fucking Team | 5.4k
5 times Ottawa Centaurs found out their sweet Canadian cinnamonroll is a freak and 1 time they realized that Hollanov's freaks are matched
🏒 The Montreal Girl | 5.8k
Five times Ilya lied (but not really) to his teammates about Shane, and one time he didn’t have to.
🏒 All the Things He Did | 6.4k
4 times Shane was strict with Ilya and the 1 time he wasn't ft Ilya having an emotional crisis over it.
🏒 Lily and Jane Fall in Love | 6.6k
The five encounters with Shane that forced Ilya to lie (brag) to his teammates about his mysterious Montreal Girl, and the time they learned that the lies had never really mattered in the first place.
🏒 We Keep It Secret (Won’t Let Them Have It) | 7.4k
Five times someone unexpected keeps Shane and Ilya’s secret, and one time they don’t have to. Featuring the Pike twins, Zane Boodram’s pregnant wife, Ilya’s neighbors, and more
🏒 Where the Hell Is My Husband? | 7.8k
5 times Ilya calls Shane his husband, and 1 time Shane calls Ilya his husband
🏒 Hollanov Break the Internet | 8.0k
5+1 ways Hollanov break the internet.
🏒 Who Do You Love? | 8.0k
Five times Hollanov tries to come out only for nobody to believe them, and one time it sticks
🏒 All the Quiet Nights You Bear | 8.1k
Three times Ilya takes care of Shane and one time Shane takes care of him
🏒 Heated Surrender | 8.6k
5 times Ilya lost a fight to Shane and the 1 time he didn't (sort of)
🏒 It Isn’t Hard to See With Eyes Closed, the Love We Made | 10.3k
5 times people doubt their love for each other, and 1 time they are certain of it
🏒 The Hickey | 12.6k
Three times Ilya can't resist marking what's his, and one time Shane decides to return the favor.
🏒 What They’ll See They Can’t Understand | 11.3k
five times the world got a glimpse of how much Shane and Ilya love each other and one time they kept it to themselves
🏒 Fall In Love Again and Again | 12.9k
5+1 where shane and ilya are married, but no one knows. they decided the best way to handle the situation is clear; fall in love again in front of the other centaurs
🏒 How Will I Know (If He Really Loves Me) | 13k
5 times Ilya took care of Shane, and 1 time the favour was returned
🏒 What A Man (A Mighty Good Man) | 14.3k
five times that Shane is overwhelmed by his husband's masculinity and one time that Ilya realizes he is not the man of the house.
🏒 Happy Wife, Happy Life | 14.8k
5 times ilya ragebaits shane because being yelled at by his husband turns him on, +1 time shane realizes he’s doing it on purpose.
🏒 The Pop Girlification of Shane Hollander | 23.0k
the 5 times Shane 'ASMR-Is-Music-Right?' Hollander was soft (and freaky) about his husband over the soundtrack of pop music.
🏒 Heart on my Sleeve (Not Where it Should Be) | 26.7k
🔒 5 times they wear something of each other secretly and one time they take it off
Some Hollanov fics available through the wayback machine to get you through these trying times (ao3 is down). Feel free to reblog with other links if you have any. And be sure to go back to leave kudos/comments on these fics once the site is back up!
маскировка by ghosttotheparty NR, 13k
Ilya visits Shane in the hospital and meets his parents. He's traumatized and grieving, everything hurts, and Shane takes after his mother.
Something you can fix by some1_around M, 26k
Shane’s conversation with Rose is secretly recorded. Months later, after the All-Star game and Ilya’s confession in Russian, the video gets leaked online. Shane is outed to the world while Ilya is in Russia, and must now finish the 2016-2017 season with the entire world in on his secret.
Dog by a_good_soldier E, 3k
Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.
Clear to a hedgehog by magneticwave E, 12k
Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.
please leave a message by subcorax T, 2.4k
Sarah
Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.
Jackie
Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.
Jackie has added Lily to the conversation
Lily
what
what is this
Or: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.
The Waiting Game by Rizandace T, 16k
Hayden Pike and Ilya Rozanov are waiting for Shane to wake up after he took a bad hit on the ice. They get to talking.
Chapter 2: Ilya and Shane talk about what it means, now that someone knows their secret.
Chapter 3: Shane and Hayden hash out the big reveal.
Chapter 4: Ilya tells Svetlana the big secret.
Shane Hollander's Unofficial Fan Club by rachelrae T, 9k
The Ottawa Centaurs accidentally end up being the Shane Hollander Unofficial Fan Club. And now, with Ilya on the team, Shane Hollander is always there! Wow!
Edit: here’s 10 more I posted

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Sophie: How are you navigating all of this – staying grounded and grateful without being overwhelmed?
Hudson: I’ve been writing a lot. I have two separate journals. One is a manuscript – semi-autobiographical – about this period in my life, where I blur the lines between fiction and real life. Then I have one where I just recount things: I met this person today, this happened. And I have a Google Doc where I’m building my internal monologue, writing down what I’m thinking and feeling in hotel rooms between events. It’s really fun to write. There’s this writer I love, Joan Didion, and she once said she journals so that when she gets really old, she can pick up her books and find her way back to herself again. That inspired me. It also helps with gratitude. I can look back and go, ‘Wow, that really blew me away.’ Keeping grounded, I have such a good group of friends. They don’t care too much. They’re like, ‘Okay, good for you. This is amazing. But what’s your next role?’ Or, ‘Are you treating us well? Are you treating the people around you well?’ That’s make or break. How you show up as a person matters more than anything else. I use my friends and family as a metric. Am I being an asshole? Let’s make sure I’m staying kind.
Sophie: You’re kind of like Shane, aren’t you?
Hudson: No, I’m not. I find the parties. I find the crazy people in Vancouver, Sophie. But I like that the city isn’t all, ‘Who are you with? What are you doing next?’ I love LA too much. If I lived there, I’d become an insufferable LA stereotype. In Vancouver, I read books, watch movies. I feel plugged into my inspiration. I can absorb art before I have to expend it. In LA, people can confuse themselves into thinking they’re artists just because they’re around other creative people. You need hobbies. You need to be doing things that aren’t just talking about art.
I’ve got projects in the inbox. I want to do a few things before season two. I want to break the idea of Shane. I love him, but I don’t want every role to be ‘square guy in a romance’. I want to do other stuff. Eventually, I want to do theatre. Broadway. A musical, after singing lessons. There’s a lot I want to do in the next two years.
Sophie: Do people have a hard time separating Shane from Hudson?
Hudson: I think I was trying to show another side of myself after Heated Rivalry. I have a cocky side – ‘Fuck you, this is me’ – but I also have a soft, quiet, scared side. I decided to show that. Some directors have seen my short films and were like, ‘Oh.’ I never thought they’d reference those films as a reason to cast me. I made them for two dollars and a camcorder.
Sophie: What question are you most sick of being asked, and what do you wish you were asked more?
Hudson: No one asks me what underwear I’m wearing. No one asks my favourite sex position [laughs]. I feel like Heated Rivalry questions are exhausted until season two. I wish people asked, ‘How are you? How do you feel?’ Right now? I feel out of shape. I’ve expended everything. All Hudson had to give, Hudson gave. I need rest. I need movies and books. Artists are sponges. You soak things up and pour them into work. These events feel like preparation for things I don’t even want to do. I love fashion, but no one’s handing me a needle and asking me to make a dress. I want to act, direct, write – and I have no time for that. Schedules are 9am to 9pm, sometimes 8am to 11.30pm. You get an hour here, 30 minutes there. You can’t settle. You’re just absorbing toxic shit on your phone. There’s no routine, and routine breeds mental structure. I don’t have that right now, and it sucks.
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