Oh My...

its weird that despite this site having a net worth of two cents and half a shoe it’s still way better than Twitter

reblog in 30 seconds to find a clay jar of bronze coins

I waited 31 seconds because where the fuck am I going to put a clay jar full of bronze coins I mean honestly.

furnace... is free bronze bronze is rare!!

noo dont base your self worth on online validation from strangers youre so sexy ahaha

you think im sexy??

booty shorts that say “i am indirectly responsible for verizon’s billion dollar loss” on the ass

ahh the wasteland of post bubble

my [15M] sister [14F] broke this kid [12M] out of an iceberg and now this maniacal prince [16M] and and this crazy admiral [??M] are chasing us around the world

Hi, I [60M] have been through a similar situation with my [16M] nephew and his [??M] admiral. I have found that if you make them both a cup of calming, jasmine tea and sit down with them to talk about your problems, everything can be worked out. Add a game of Pai Sho for even better results!

instructions unclear, my [15M] princess girlfriend [16F] turned into the moon

that’s rough, buddy [15M]

finally a shitty fucking car mod