icy pisces

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

as you get older, you start realizing that you are not always right and there’s a lot of things you could have handled better and many situations where you could have been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes make you a better person.

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i have no idea what's going on in my life im just in charge of the music

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

i never had a shane dawson phase. i knew from the second i saw the sideswept bangs that something decidedly unchic was afoot

all my dreams take place in heaven where it's quiet, lying next to you

something either is or isnt happening to me

I haven’t gone a day without thinking of you ever since our very first conversation

The hoes are not stimulating me intellectually anymore