tumblrina

i love all my friends that are insaide my computer, im going to find a way to get u guys out someday trust me

It is also sometimes salamander.

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry

God, grant me the serenity to gaslight the things I cannot change; the courage to girlboss the things I can; and the wisdom to gatekeep the difference ❤️

@elodieunderglass

my housemates food delivery came with a cup of soup that she didn’t order, with a label on the cup from a restaurant that has soup nowhere on the menu. i’ve been mentally debating for like an hour about whether or not i’m going to eat it.

it’s pretty tasty

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of? 

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

four of course because it’s my lucky number

Good cause that’s your IQ

happy anniversary to the post that ruined my life