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*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

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watertightvines

lol. lmao even.

Wilson adds: “Nolan’s Odyssey lacks many of the elements that make the poem great. It has nothing convincing to say about time, memory, history, war, or about the relationship between one warrior’s glorious return and the lives of his family, adversaries, comrades, friends and neighbours. It lacks psychological, emotional, political and ethical depth. Its narrative structure is gimmicky. The writing is abysmal. None of the characters has convincing motivation for their actions or words. There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.”

Going insane trying to jailbreak my kindle LET ME OUT OF HERE

lizbukchoy

me and a friend had a running joke about editing the gif of kermit and christian bale nodding at each other for a number of years, and i found the folder of edits and feel like this is maybe a place for them.

parkchanwoohoo

I subscribed to UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE a few days ago and gave the login info to all my friends, as one does, but one of them went in and turned on 2-factor authentication and set the phone number to her own cell phone, locking me out of the account

It was an accident and we got it fixed but for a brief moment the betrayal and fury was so great I blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of like a 19th century naval officer, I was pacing around my room like "TO THINK THAT JUDAS HIMSELF NUMBERS HIMSELF AMONG MY COMPATRIOTS"

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frickomode

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

what-even-is-thiss

I just turn on peaceful mode when I’m exploring far away from my base in Minecraft these days. I am not interested in losing all of the stuff I collect out there.

Been trying to sort my music because in digitising my CDs and it's proving difficult because I don't think genre is a good way of sorting them but they all certainly fit categories. Here's what I've got so far:

2000's BOPS

Childrens music?

Sure that's could be folk

Bands that wear black

Pre 2000s BOPs

Steam Powered Giraffe

I'm GAY and live in a CITY

2014 (2012-2018)

I'll update if I find more categories

skidfarts

"Whats your favorite genre" i just Listen to music i like man I dont kno w

whyenn-reader

part of being an adult is figuring out what eveyone else's definition of "going crazy" is. to you it is not sleeping for 60 hours, writing 80k words in one sitting and expiriencing enough anxiety to kill a horse. to beth from accounting its buying a ticket to Columbus, Ohio. and to your friend its consuming so much ketamine you lose all of your posessions and wake up with five broken bones in a ditch somewhere and then proceeding to do it again the next day. to your other friend its writing a letter to their favourite actress about how much they appreciate her work. to your neighbour its laughing loudly in a grocery store whilst in pajamas. maya from uni hears the voice of her dead father making jokes with no punchlines and she considers that to be quite normal - to her going crazy would be hearing her husband instead. your downstairs neighbour will take night walks naked sometimes and claim there is nothing weird about him. there are literally no rules to life and all meaning is in the eye of the beholder.

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tomhoppusdelonge

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

tomhoppusdelonge

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

tomhoppusdelonge

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

gaymolegaming

The term "gay sex" implies the existence of other kinds of sex. But that is of course liberal propaganda

pankendev

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

derinthescarletpescatarian

This is why you shouldn't take off The Amulet to shower.

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ashes2caches

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

eightyonekilograms

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

griffonatrix

creepycrag

i think we need copyright reform. currently most works are protected by copyright for the life of the author plus 70 years. here are my two proposals.

18 years. this is enough time for the work to grow to adulthood and begin to care for itself

life of the author + zero years. i like this one because it encourages you to kill people

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