dawn of the final day (of term)
I could not have more of a stress cold, a stress break-out, or something I would like to call "stress rib."
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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trying on a metaphor
occasionally subtle
will byers stan first human second
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@urbananchorite
dawn of the final day (of term)
I could not have more of a stress cold, a stress break-out, or something I would like to call "stress rib."

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I don’t go to the anonmeme often, but when I do, people leave massively creepy posts about me!
I am trying to think of what I have done that constitutes setting a “good example”.
Me: “Dave and Terezi should kiss.”
Me: “They should kiss… after they kill someone!!!”
Me: “Hmm, I think I will get involved in some ill advised wanks about mental illness today.”
Me: “Ah yes, if only Homestuck fandom would craft itself in my image.”
#homestuck fandom is like babylon in a way #the last days of the roman empire #it is basically the same thing #i tried to take taz with me when i left #but she looked back and turned into a pillar of salt
never mind me just framin’ tags
The night is dark and full of Homestuck. Winter is coming.
IF YOU FIND YOURSELF ALONE, GRINDING SOME SWEET MOVES WITH MAD SNAX, DO NOT BE TROUBLED: FOR YOU ARE IN HOMESTUCK, AND YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD
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She pulls off your glove and kisses your wrist. Her lips are warm.
the first words out of my mouth upon seeing this: “Oh my God!!! Jesus. God I—oh my God please fuck in the back of that carriage, good Lord, please.”
Liz had a truly excellent reaction here.
ramember:
kaybeer:
lereignbutt:
:o) This is my half of an art trade with Kaybeer
She wanted Dave/Terezi and I was happy to comply!
There sure is a fuck ton of red here.
GYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I AM SO HAPPY AUGH ILUSM CHESKA AUUUGHHHH SOB ILUILU
god I love these two <3
Coincidentally, CH3RRYPOC4LYPS3 is his porn star name.

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cephiedvariable:
talliara:
jade is such a debbie downer i swear
you know for all the beautiful heart-wrenching soul searing moments in Homestuck…… for all the really truly clever exchanges and innovative memnetic humour…
….. this is my favourite line in the whole goddamn thing. I just fucking love Jade Harley ok
It's the earnest shade of sadness in the words. Jade Harley is genuinely disappointed that you can only die in lava. Lava is no fun. She warned you about the lava so that you, unlike her, cannot have your heart broken by the assumption it is good to play in.
wecansexy:
owlpellets:
scarfmouse:
lucky writes elaborate fancomics about how indie is the glamorous new girl at her school
i try not to imagine what happens when equius finds them
WHY DID I DO THIS IN PHOTOSHOP WHEN I HAVE MANGASTUDIO AT MY DISPOSAL
THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW
GOOD
/GOES TO UPDATE HIS SHIPPING WALL…..
wait omfg why did i never think about this pairing
IMAGINE
THE SCANDAL
greatest picture of our lifetime
wecansexy:
what if after eridan was dead he made nothing but ghost puns
perfection
Okay, everybody go home.
Everybody.
This is the end of the John/Karkat ship. Nothing more ever needs to be said.
askjk:
urbananchorite:
askjk:
UM.
oh boys
oh boys
what the fuck is that thing it looks like a monster murder evidence trial
okay i think i just died
i am going to go hide my head under my pillow and scream into my mattress in a fit of joy
geromy one day i am going to make you the biggest dessert of your choice you don't even know if you don't dig sweet things i can make you some nachos and we can have a nancho party i just
smiling alone with ghost lung 2011

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askjk:
UM.
oh boys
oh boys
what the fuck is that thing it looks like a monster murder evidence trial
gattycat:
Harry told me all the ways in which this song is Karkat. So this happened:
He’s a fool and don’t I know it But a fool can have his charms
…
He can laugh, but I love it Although the laugh’s on me
Scrips: That this envy might amount to love does not yet occur to Karkat Posner, as to date it has only caused him misery and dissatisfaction.
…
Posner Karkat: I’m a red-blooded mutant.
I’m small.
I’m a homosexual.
And I live in Sheffield.
I’m fucked.
If I never get anything productive done again, rest assured it will be @owlpellet’s fault.
Oh my god yes.
No, look, I'm on Harry's side here. Don't get anything productive done ever again. This is more than good enough. I am sure any real-world stuff you had to do was totally immaterial in the wake of this.
Like every morning you wake up and something like the Bigglesstuck AU happens, that was a good day for the rest of us.
hotblooded-sleuth:
silversolicitor:
heres a little something that i did for the summer at exchange on the mspaforums
i was a terrible poop and posted it really late because i FOROgogot………………… ugh im a poop
uuuhhhgg how are they so perfect
Oh, Equius, your horrid jandals.
Here is a not-a-secret: I love Equius and Nepeta and they were the perfect moirails and should have gotten moirail married and raised tiny carapace babies. Horribly.
SOM3 TROLLS 4R3 BORN M1SS1NG H4LF OF TH3MS3LV3S, OTH3RS 4R3 BORN WHOL3.