Our Love is God Tier

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

I narrated this! First time doing a full audiobook, if you listen closely you can actually hear me git gud in real time

Everyones sooo weird about bisexual people like just because they keep trying and failing to steal pikachu doesnt mean you have to be weird about it

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream of, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

women with deadpan humor get behind me. a man is about to miss your joke and explain that what you said is not accurate

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

rock & roll

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn

i forgot where i was. cock on the cob i guess

corn on the cock. i hate it here

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible