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mediumsizedboy

me and my hobbit gf

Me: *eating oatmeal* well i better go do some work in the shire Gf: what about second breakfast? Me: whoops how could I forget! *starts eating pussy*

trans-girl-nausicaa

every day this website tests my patience in new ways

anarchapella

Please fucking lie to your employer. Like they don’t need to know your mental health issues or what drugs you do. Ffs

thecolorsfucked

its not lying if its to employers or cops

and look up ur rights on what they can and cannot ask u many places ban asking about ur record and transportation status and things like that resources will also tell u how they reword sketchy questions so ur prepared

beemovieerotica

here's a quick guide for Americans with very common interview questions I've been asked:

🚫 illegal: how old are you?

⚠️ dicey: what year did you graduate?

✅ legal: are you 18 or older?

🚫 illegal: do you have kids?

⚠️ dicey: what responsibilities do you have at home?

✅ legal: can you adhere to this schedule?

🚫 illegal: do you have a disability or are you mentally ill?

⚠️ dicey: is there anything we should know about you that would interfere with your job?

✅ legal: can you perform these specific (named and described) duties?

🚫 illegal: have you ever been arrested?

⚠️ dicey: would you like to tell us about any problems you've had with the law?

✅ legal in 37 states: have you ever been convicted of a crime?

squeakitties

bedtime stories are sleepypastas

memewhore

bananahomo

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

cloviepops

re-reblogging and thinking about when i have another collection agency calling that i can just do this

secondmoredangerouseyes

Yo this is such good info to have

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were--ralph

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

evilwizard

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

were--ralph

alphabetcompletionist

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

were--ralph

rednines

alittlemonster

activatijg my love laser on u that kills u instantly. and u die. bc ily.

FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

marcitlali

the police to my mom: ma'am your daughter was driving 110 mph eating hot cheetos with one hand and texting in an imessage group chat titled “boy pussy” with the other and crashed into the back wall of dd’s discounts and died instantly but somehow her body made its way to the accessories section and we found 35 dollars worth of stolen hoop earrings in her purse

mosticonicposts

certified iconic post

keithstack

#need this

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Demure dalmaidtian, 2023, mixed media

#this as an insane allure #op i am staring at this like an ipad kid

lukois

i need to stop going onto twitter bc in every single thread about the submarine sinking ppl are being chastized for not caring and "lacking compassion" meanwhile we're all on here like

#the rich destroyed by their own hubris once again

neenarchive

people who upload movies online for free shouldn't face legal action they should get their peanus sucked everyday.....??

someguyiguess-deactivated202511

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

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collaredblonde-blog-deactivated

the cycle repeats infinitely

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sistertaxon

we need to bring back the word square like i don't think it's problematic that you listen to taylor swift i just kinda think it's lame as hell

sleep-deprived-lesbian

simmers will be like "townie makeover 🥰🥰" and then completely deprive said townie of any personality or individuality

sleep-deprived-lesbian

look at how they massacred my girl 😥

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