Yayayayay!!!

How we feeling out there tonight? Ha, ha, ha Yeah I am not feeling good

Wake up at 11:30 Feeling like a bag of shit (oh no) All my clothes are dirty, so I'm smelling like a bag of shit Go to pour my coffee, and I miss my cup OMG, that is just my luck Look in the mirror say, "What's up you useless fuck?"

Are you feeling what I'm feeling? I haven't had a shower in the last nine days (ah, ah) Staring at the ceiling and waiting for this feeling go away But it won't go away

I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit (tell us how you feeling) Well, I feel like shit (oh, shit) Feeling like a saggy, massive sack of shit (oh, shit) Big 'ol motherfucking duffel bag of shit (oh, shit)

All day, all shit I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit (tell us how you feeling) I'm feeling like shit

Ladies (yeah) Do you feel like shit? Tell me, do you feel like shit? (Oh yeah) Fellas (yeah) Are you feeling like shit? Tell me, are you feeling like shit? (Oh yeah)

Ladies (yeah) Do you feel like shit? Tell me, do you feel like shit? (Oh yeah) Fellas (yeah) Are you feeling like shit? Tell me, are you feel like shit? (Oh yeah)

CREDITS

Vocals & Mixing: gagreelTheatre

Artwork: friskyBusiness

Characters We're Casting For

Please note: These “what we’re looking for” descriptors are general guidelines but if you have an interpretation for any character that you feel strongly about it that you would love to bring to a role, please show us! It could open our mind to something totally new that we never considered.

Karkat Vantas

-Masculine/Androgynous voice. Alto/Tenor. -Ability to comfortably do a little vocal rasp/vocal fry (Optional) -We're looking for character acting that is NOT specifically a 1:1 impression of any other Karkat performer.

**Please note that acceptance to this role will not give you a leadership position in this project and is only a character role.

Rose Lalonde

-Mezzo Soprano/Alto. Feminine/Androgynous voice.

Dirk Strider

-Tenor/Baritone, Masculine voice. -The ability to rap (Optional, but preferred. Skill can be developed within the role.)

Feferi Peixes

-Bright soprano, Feminine voice. -Bubbly character acting.

Gamzee Makara

-Baritone/Bass, Masculine voice. -Looking for the ability to move between dynamic character acting to fill the range of Gamzee's mental state through the comic. -Ability to comfortably do vocal rasp/vocal fry -The ability to rap (Optional, but preferred. Skill can be developed within the role.) -Screamo Vocal Technique experience (Optional)

**Familiarity with the Juggalo subculture is a plus, but not a requirement.

Caliborn

-Any, leaning Androgynous/Masculine. -Would want a stronger/more distinct character voice in this role. -Very, very strong character acting- Almost over the top. -Strong ability to play with dynamics and emotion, especially towards brazen confidence.

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The Audition Process For Character Roles

The audition process is done in 2 phases: Initial Audition and Callback Phase.

If you would also like to apply as a member of the creative team, please send a separate email following the guidelines in the "How To Apply" section.

Initial Audition

You'll send your initial email with an acapella recording of a song of your choosing that shows off your range.

At this stage, we'll be looking at your vocal technique as well as your mic quality. Don’t hesitate to also share links any prior music, art, or voice acting work you've done with us if you have it! We'd love to see it.

Callback Phase

If our team wants to move forward to the next stage with you, you'll receive a set of callback songs. You will have 30 days from the email being sent to pick one and return a fully edited cover performed in the style of the character you've chosen. At this stage, we're looking at the following things:

Your audio editing proficiency (i.e. if you are able to do basic audio editing skills such as trimming audio/room noise, basic volume balancing, and the use of basic vocal plugins).

Your energy and confidence while recording.

What character acting you will be bringing to the role. While a distinct character voice may not always be applicable for every role, we’re looking to see how you get into character.

We are not looking for a perfect studio-quality mix-- We just want to see what your baseline skills are for editing audio.

Please note: To keep a consistent benchmark, we discourage song parodies or any lyric alterations at this stage.

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How To Apply

Ready to audition to be part of our cast or send in your application to be part of our crew? Please send the following information to [email protected] with the role you're applying for in the subject line and the following information in the body of the email:

For character role auditions:

Your name

A link to one public social media profile. If you do art, music, or voice acting, we will also accept a portfolio website.

An .mp3 or .wav file of an accapella recording that is at least 1 minute long of a song of your choosing, showing off your range and vocal technique.

For creative team applications:

Your name

A link to one public social media profile or portfolio website.

Attach or link 2-3 representative works of your art, lyrics, or audio editing.

All roles are accepting applications on a rolling basis until all slots are filled. Any questions regarding the process can be sent to that same email or to our ask box!