Welcome to the Mishapocalypse

u start a mosh pit in my heart

crying

dying

flying

lying

frying

Falling

you fucking didnt

one time in my health class we were going over sex ed and someone mentioned that the word “testify” came from the fact that men would swear on their testicles during a testimony way back when and someone asked what girls say and this girl next to me whispered “i breastify" and the teacher laughed so hard and let us leave 15 minutes early 

an episode of supernatural where cas somehow gets turned into an toddler and the winchesters have to take care of this petulant sulky little castiel who refuses to cooperate with anyone

I nominate West Collins for the role

I second this.

if you call me ‘creepy,’ ‘psycho,’ or ‘mentally insane’ because i’m fascinated by serial killers just know that this fascination has provided me with hundreds of ways to kill people and get away with it

what’s with his hand is cousin matt okay :(

Mother of Chuck…

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent

Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now

Damn math fandom bloggers

shut your pi hole

I dont know whether this post is a sine of a math fandom or pun lovers