I'm a dreamer, a romantic, an artist.

This gives a whole new level of creepiness to when random men tell you to smile.

People who talk about the 50s like they were this golden Era frighten me

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

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^^ Also, Boomers, The written format is much more condusive for Millinnials because we actually know how to put expressions- facial and tonal -into what we write. To the point the linguists actually study our newfangled way of communicating because it is just as complex and nuanced as actual, face-to-face communication. We don’t follow old-fashioned grammar anymore because the old-fashioned grammar fails to meet our current communication needs. Old-fashioned grammar is too sterile to actually communicate anymore. It’s almost like a scientist trying to communicate with a layman. It just wont translate. Old grammar is great for informing, but horrible for talking and chatting like we do these days. So, we have nuances based on caps, alternate caps, how many periods or commas or spaces or anything we used to imply the correct tone.

Old grammar used on the Internet is your customer service voice

old or “proper” grammar and/or formal or “proper” speech is also a sign of sarcasm or annoyance. over text or in person. i was talking to some people a few years younger than me and conveyed with perfect clarity that i was lowkey pissed at someone by using their appropriate title and last name.

I’m fascinated by the implicit lore of different members of this family being tasked with looking after this immortal mystery dog

As funny as this is some teenagers actually did this shit one day. They were bicycling around the neighborhood and got an alert. Looked up, saw a car fitting the description. Mother fucking kids BOOKED it after the car on their bikes like Lance Armstrong on steroids. The kidnapper freaked out and ditched the vehicle and the kids rescued the baby. Best part was the kid they interviewed was wearing a Batman t-shirt and he was like “Well, Sir....This is my neighborhood.”

Not all heroes can fly; sometimes they ride bikes.

I’m not sure which I love more, Velma as Ruth Bader Ginsberg or Daphne in a non-sexualized, teen appropriate Wonder Woman costume

don’t hand me the aux cord unless you’re ready to get sad as fuck