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Uh, I'm pregnant and this alien creature has kept me up half the night. I'm not a fan.
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Katniss, sweetheart, whats wrong?
Uh, I'm pregnant and this alien creature has kept me up half the night. I'm not a fan.

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Well, look who it is. Thought you had died or something, Everdeen, haven’t seen your scowling face around for a while. I heard Mellark knocked you up. And I’m not even sure if I want to talk to you ‘cause you’re bad enough without the hormones of pregnancy getting in your way.
So congrats on becoming a teen mom? Don’t really think that’s the right attitude though.
I'm not like other girls. I'm just up the spout. I got this alien creature growing inside me. I guess it's the Mellark kid's, I don't think it's possible for it to be anyone else's. Unless I'm the new virgin mary. And teenage pregnancy is in, haven't you heard of Teen Mom?
Over this baby bullshit.
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Taco Bell » Gale and Katniss
Taco Bell? Of all places! Gale would have preferred a decent Subway, but didn’t argue with Katniss. He knew better to argue with a crazy pregnant woman.
Gale wasn’t exactly overjoyed about the most recent news concerning Katniss and bakery boy Peeta. He was heartbroken to say the least. She had been gone for a while; he had only just started to question her absence recently. He didn’t know where he thought she was but knew somewhere that it was with Peeta – as much as she tried to convince himself that she wasn’t. He had thought Katniss and Peeta would wear off after a while and things would go back to the way there were, just the two of them. But now she was married and expecting. There really was no hope for him.
So here he was sat, alone, at a table by the window; the rain pouring onto the glass. A jolly looking waitress placed two blast freezes and tacos in front of him. Her smile just pissed Gale off even more and she eventually caught on to his glare and hurried away. Biting into a nacho perhaps a little too violently Gale dropped his head into his hands and closed his eyes; wishing this day was over, or even better, just a nightmare.
Katniss really didn't understand what being pregnant was all about. Sure, she had spent her entire time over in Europe being pregnant but ignoring it. She might've been showing now but it was mostly water weight. Peeta had been slipping her what ever pills she was supposed to be taking but she wasn't too concerned about it.
The dark haired girl pulled up to the Taco Bell and shut off the car and let out a breath. She hadn't seen Gale since before Europe and before that they were having trouble getting on because of Peeta. So, what was she going to do? She was going to waltz right in there and pretend nothing was wrong; it's what she was best at. Getting out of the car she shut the door and headed inside.
Once inside she scanned the small, very orange inside for Gale. With a smile she went over to him, sitting across from him and grabbing the freeze blast that looked the fullest. "Hey Hawthorne, long time no talk." She said taking off the lid of the slushie and taking a large glob of it into her mouth and then cringing from the cold.

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I'M GOING TO BE AN UNCLE!
Is Peeta pregnant? I'm so exciiited, Matzo. But, sadly, this does put an end to our recreational activities. Sadly.
You have no idea about any of this stuff, Katniss! How could you be so stupid?! Getting married is one thing. I would’ve been married at your age if… well y’know… but having a kid?! It’s not right! It’s not 2 years. It’s 9 months and it’s gonna pass quicker than you can even anticipate. I thought you were different. I thought you were mature. Turns out, you’re just as stupid as the rest of ‘em.
Screw you, old man! You're lucky I even came home. If it wasn't for Peeta's family, Gale and Prim I wouldn't have even wanted to come back. I was fine where I was. I was happy. I was content. I had Peeta, the beach, and the best time of my life. I'm not stupid. I'm smarter than most people, if we're looking at my grades and IQ. I may not like, know a lot, about like babies and shit but that doesn't mean I can't learn. Peeta is going to get his job back at the Bakery and he's moving in with me. My house is paid for. We have an extra room for the baby. I'm going to finish school. I'll go to night school while Peeta works days at the bakery and goes to school. We'll work it out. I can do this. I'm just sorry you decided to great me like this after I've been gone for months. I am actually happy. So, tell me when you've got your life in order and we can talk, or what the fuck ever.
Text @ Katniss
Gale: What the hell is going on?
Katniss: Well. I'm hungry. I want Taco Bell.
Katniss: Also I got married and I'm having a baby.
Katniss: Sup with you, Hawthorne?
Gale: Don't play around Catnip this is serious. You're nineteen!!
Gale: I hear there's horse meat in that Taco Bell shit anyway.
Katniss: I know it's serious. I know I'm 19. I'm not a fucking idiot, Gale.
Katniss: Please support me in this. Please?
Gale: I know, I'm sorry, and I will.
Gale: Can we meet up and talk about this? It feels too important to talk about over this piece of crap.
Katniss: Everyone is just fucking yelling at me. I just want to go back to Greece.
Katniss: You're buying me taco bell. We can meat there haha ha
Text @ Peeta:
Peeta: IT SUPER IS NOT
Peeta: This is why we're married. I'm so glad we're married, you know that right?
Peeta: Not much of anything, though I guess I better go over to my parents soon and beg for my job back. Hopefully they haven't found anyone to permenently replace me. That might throw a wrench into the plans.
Peeta: Though I honestly could get a job at any bakery. I just don't want to.
Katniss: I'm very glad I married you too.
Katniss: And save working for later.
Katniss: Come over /now/ and we can bang a lot. Or come over later and we can only bang once.
Katniss: The choice is yours. Only you can prevent masturbation.
Text @ Katniss
Gale: What the hell is going on?
Katniss: Well. I'm hungry. I want Taco Bell.
Katniss: Also I got married and I'm having a baby.
Katniss: Sup with you, Hawthorne?
Gale: Don't play around Catnip this is serious. You're nineteen!!
Gale: I hear there's horse meat in that Taco Bell shit anyway.
Katniss: I know it's serious. I know I'm 19. I'm not a fucking idiot, Gale.
Katniss: Please support me in this. Please?

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You are so not naming the baby Doritos! Nothing that’s a food! I will sacrifice bread names if I have to. /wraps his arms around her waist, unable not to smile at her/ Well, I’m glad we agree on one name. /wrinkles his nose up at her and crosses his eyes/ And we really do have like, six months. Some people don’t even like, decide on a name until they see the baby, in person.
True. I guess. I just, I wanna go back. The beaches, the food, you, the sand, you, having you alone, not having to explain myself. People are acting like I'm not fucking smart enough to have a baby. I can have a baby. I'll have the best fucking baby. /bites her lip before kissing him quickly, resting her forehead against his/ We'll have the best baby. I know we will. I fucking love it and you.
Text @ Katniss
Gale: What the hell is going on?
Katniss: Well. I'm hungry. I want Taco Bell.
Katniss: Also I got married and I'm having a baby.
Katniss: Sup with you, Hawthorne?
Text @ Peeta:
Peeta: Uh yeahhh, I think maybe we should have come back in a few years with a fully formed baby that's well behaved and a greek beach villa and spontaneously lots of money so people wouldn't be so mad
Peeta: we could just give them money and have them stay at our beach villa
Peeta: you can't be mad in a beach villa
Peeta: our baby is not the spawn of satan katniss it's not going to come out with hooves
Peeta: ....even if you want it to
Katniss: HOOVES? IS THAT A CHOICE? ... It was a choice in the Sims2 I believe.
Katniss: I made us a house on Sims on my phone. I accidently killed you though. The grim reaper came and collected you and I cried over your ashes a lot.
Katniss: rl tears tho peeta. you were asleep. it was after we had sex.
Katniss: mm. yes. sex.
Katniss: what're you doing later, mellarrrrrk?
Trimester. You almost are. Well I would assume a Doctor is where you should go to get the vitamins for the baby.
What? What the fuck are those? I have to take vitamins? I'm not old. Fuck this.
Katniss! You are so not naming the baby Doritos! That’s not even a Greek name, that is the name of a cheesy corn chip, you goof. Andrew and Bastien is Greek. So is Stella and Sophie. And Thea sounds kinda cool.
Oh, yes. You can and will let me name this baby Doritos. Or something from the taco bell menu. Do you think we'll get free taco bell if we do that? I'm willing to take the risk, Mellark. /Goes over to him, sitting on his lap/ But, Andrew is very adorable /pokes his nose/ Just. Like. You.

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Ha, is this a normal reaction? I feel like it isn’t? You seem really excited about the sea monster swimming inside me. I don’t think it even has eyes yet.
I think it is a quiet normal. It is a little baby, a little person inside of you! I think it is quiet wonderful. How far are you?
I'm like almost 3 months? So I guess I'm out of my first tripod? Semester? I don't know. I need to go to an American doctor.
Text @ Peeta:
Katniss: People are like freaking out over the baby thing.
Katniss: Can we go back to Greece? that old lady gave me free food when she found out i was preggers with your spawn.
Katniss: ... of Satan.