Reality ruined my life.

Sure, yeah. We’ll just not talk about it. That’s what this family is great at. Have a nice life kid.

Come on, you know that's not what I meant! Just like, not yell at me and tell me how stupid Katniss and I are. I still want to talk to you. I mean, you're a jerk but you're still my brother.

….

NO! No I swear to God, I made an honest woman out of her! She has a ring and everything! And I mean it’s Katniss, I don’t think she’s going to let a baby keep her from finishing school.

An honest woman?! YOU’RE KIDS! You’re too fucking young for this kinda stuff! What the hell were you even thinking? Do you have any idea what it takes to look after a pregnant woman or a baby? I can’t believe you were so stupid. I can’t believe SHE was so stupid!

I know, I know. We are young. I don't know, I just. We were in Greece! We were in Greece on some little island and she was so gorgeous and she was looking at the ocean and she asked me like, if dolphins could be gay and I just asked her. It made sense, and I'm not going to regret it. And I know the basics but obviously I still have a lot to learn, and I know I'm stupid but hey, isn't that half of it, huh? 

Very avante-garde, points for being unisex, but I don’t think that one will quite work. But, we do have time to think about it. I used to have a few favorites, but I honestly can’t think of any right off the time of my head.

ohshit

Are you fucking stupid?! You know what? I deal with fucked up little shits on a daily basis and I hear all their problems and think “no.. not Katniss. She’s not stupid enough to be like those other girls. And Peeta’s a good guy.” But how fucking wrong I was! What were you even thinking? God fucking damn it! You better run, kid, cause I’m coming after you with a loaded gun.

NO! No I swear to God, I made an honest woman out of her! She has a ring and everything! And I mean it's Katniss, I don't think she's going to let a baby keep her from finishing school.

You’re joking right?

Um...no? Definitely not joking. I mean, she took a few pregnancy tests and I guess she's pretty sure. And yeah, I mean I kid, but I do have paperwork. I mean, it was a spur of the moment thing, it wasn't like we uh...left the country to get married. It just happened to happen, I guess. The priest was just there.

You fucking did what? Please tell me you’re joking, boy.

ohshit

Two…? Or Three?

Very avante-garde, points for being unisex, but I don't think that one will quite work. But, we do have time to think about it. I used to have a few favorites, but I honestly can't think of any right off the time of my head.

Two...? Or Three?

You married her and knocked her up? Oh wow. 

Haha, it was pretty spur of the moment. We just meant to go across Europe until we ran out of money, but we ended up staying in Greece for a while and we just got...married one night? It just happened, I guess. And well. The water's very blue. The stars are very pretty at night, and the village on the island we were on has these festivals. So...there may or may not be a bun in the oven. 

Just when I thought the surprises were over.

Well we're not totally sure yet, but it's a definite possibility!