Violet

links of the ads on yt: 1 2

Apparently its from an electric and gas company called CD? It shows the sextuplets, random adult men, and Haruka Fukuhara (correct me if I'm mistaken on her name) singing in the bathhouse

I love it so much, it's all wholesome vibes! And the girl actress is really cutee :D

(i love the interaction between her and osomatsu)

(Surprised osomatsu is wearing a towel here, when did he have such dignity?)

The song is such a banger yoo since the company is called CD, they used the ABCD song and separated the CD alphabet on the title (A . B . CD)

"A B CD Energy~"

(i don't know the rest of the lyrics 🙂)

Alsooo

Choromatsu's whole expression here is just "???"

(you can even hear his "eh?", "huh?" sound in the background)

What's wrong with him

↑(ichimatsu lol) ↑(stupid green judgything)

(dude)

Seriously choromatsu, stop looking at your red also stupid brother like he just did the weirdest shit know to humanity (Or wait. Is he confused because osomatsu is a normal human being in front of a girl?)

Oh yeah sure! No problem! Idk if ive written this type before, ever. Which is crazy cause I've had like 3 different Tumblr blogs for 3 different fandoms. Yup, just checked my blogs. Thats rlly surprising. Anyways, I should be an expert on this considering im a fat bitch.

The boys x chubby reader

Osomatsu

Honestly, big fan if you carry more fat in your boobs, butt, or thighs. He a very handsy guy and will take any opportunity to grab those areas no matter the size. If you do have a big ass he'll stick his hand in your back pocket while you walk so he can cop a feel whenever.

He has a lot of funny nicknames he likes, he just likes to rage bait you. Calls you short stack, chubby bunny, bubble butter, chubster, muffin top. Anything to get under your skin. The more you hate it the more he uses it.

Loves laying on your thighs, he'll lay his hand down and just kinda konk out for hours. Sometimes you have to just shove him off, cause he'll stay there for literally hours. His record was 4 hours til you had to take a piss so you have to roll him onto the floor.

Loves seeing in you in revealing clothing. Especially if its skin tight. Very supportive, he'll go clothes shopping with you only to find the most revealing skin tight clothes possible, honestly though if he had it his way you two would just be naked all the time adam and eve/steve style. Hes a pervert at heart so don't be surprised.

You've caught him numerous times while youre out, coming home and hes just holding uour underwear and looking at them like :O , hes like in awe at the size. Idk, it just made me laugh thinking about it. You're allowed to beat tf outta him.

Karamatsu

OBNOXIOUSLY supportive. You know those cringy comments under any plus sized girls post that are like those weird photos, or those like 'Roman's would have fought wars for you!' Hes those. I love him, hes my baby boy, he says shit like that unironically thinking hes being a sweet supportive of.

He might unironically be a chubby chaser. We saw how love struck he was w/ dobusu, that turnip(cannot unconvince me that isnt a plus-sized baddie), and just his general vibes make me convinced. This totally isnt me projecting. I also just got confirmation that I can count a washing machine as a fat bitch. So dobusu, a turnip, and a washing machine.

Often compares you to paintings, sculptures, and things of the like. Hes a romantic at heart, so he often uses a lot of fancy poetry and convoluted langue to get the point across about how he loves your soft chubby body. Its very endearing but its also funny watching him stumble over his words.

Its easy to get him flustered. Just wearing anything even remotely tight will have him blushing and stumbling. Its kinda funny, he gets really protective if you two go out like that though. He's believes in his heart of heart that youre the most beautiful person on earth. So he makes it his soul duty to protect you from any unfavorable eyes.

The other way to make him flustered and panicked is just pretend he hurt your feelings. You just look at him, your eyes wide and go "you think im fat?" And he freaks tf out. Trying to comfort you, but he keeps stumbling over his words being like "n-no! Well, theres nothing wrong, youre uh, I think-" then you get to watch him panic for twenty minutes.

Choromatsu

Again, if you have thighs, flaunt them. That shit will short circuit his brain, it doesnt even need to be anything outrageous, just a simple skirt riding up or extra tight pants will make him flip his shit. Unironic nose bleed.

Choromatsu will care about your wellbeing no matter the size. He gets kinda confused sometimes cause he doesnt wanna make you go hungry but he also doesnt wanna make you feel like hes feeding you more on purpose. So he just like, studies you like a lab rat for a week or two.

Cuddles are so peak for him, he loves it when you two are laying in bed facing eachother and you wrap your arms around him, he fucking melts. He's never been more comfortable in his life.

Wants to be the big strong man in the relationship so hard, but because of your size and the fact hes such a coach potato theres a good chance you're much stronger than him. So he gets absolutely dominated when it comes to anything physical related.

Honestly kinda loves the size difference. Hes a bit of a sub so if youre also very confident and outspoken, its a killer combo in his eyes. Really re-evaluate his life when he looked down and saw your leg was like twice the size of his, and he found it hot. So ready to he your submissive male wife after that moment.

Ichimatsu

Doesnt rlly matter to him, he honestly never thought he'd ever get this far with anyone. He may even prefer it if its someone unconventionally attractive. He feels like you understand him a little better cause you understand what its like to be judged based on appearance first. Then he also sees how confident you hold yourself and it inspires him to be a little more confident too.

Loves laying on your stomach. He'll casually stick his head under your shirt and just lay his cheek on your soft belly. He may give it a kiss or two while hes in there. Also lays his head on your ass. Just generally anywhere soft and pillowy he wants to lay there.

He sends you a lot of pics of fat cats and says "saw this, thought of you." Its very sweet, sometimes he imagines you two as cats. Curled up under the warm sun purring, if he had a wish he'd want you two to be cats.

Gets really defensive when it comes to you. He honestly thinks youre too good for the world and knows theres a fuck ton of people waiting to ruin it. It got so bad that he didnt even want you leaving the house w/out hum cause someone had been rude to you while you were walking home. He was fucking livid and you thought hed kill someone

Loves sharing desserts w/ you, he feels more relaxed. His diet is lowkey shit, so he often feels a little scummy eating sweets. So when you two eat together he feels less bad. Plus he thinks its cute when your cheeks puff out while youre eating.

Jyushimatsu

No matter your size, no matter your activity level. At some point or later you're gonna get rlly fuckin fit w/ him. Now, dont misunderstand me. Fat ppl can be fit, its just gonna look a little different. Even if you can't do a lot of the shit hes able to(no one can) you're still gonna increase your physical exercise by 100%, even if you already work out. This man is Go! Go! Go!

You make winters more bearable. The best way to heat up is skin on skin contact. So he loves how big you are and how much warmer you are than most ppl. If you run hot naturally he's gonna think youre an angel in disguise. He loves curling up under blankets and just clinging to you. You're not escaping, again, hes fuckin jacked.

He can pick you up, he does so a lot. At first he did it out of spite cause you told him he couldn't. Dudes got a sleeper build, he can chuck ppl like its nothing. Bro swings logs around to practice for baseball. Jyushi will pick you up, tie you on his back and just start running. Its terrifying.

Doesnt understand if you have any insecurities. He cannot fathom a world where youre not the most beautiful person in the world. You could look like a toad, have seaweed for hair, corn for teeth and he'd still be like "that's my partner" (hamster image).

Thinks youre at your most beautiful when you're laughing. Its just something about how your cheeks puff out and your nose wrinkles. Hes obsessed, he'll blow raspberries into your tummy to try and get you to laugh.

Todomatsu

Gets angry on your behave at the lack of cute and affordable fashion. Especially if youre more femme presenting and wear femme clothes. He looks through everything just to find anything worth buying. Most of the time he helps you DIY stuff. Loves dressing you in cutesy pastels(if you're into it).

Speaking of fashion, he turns you into a dress up doll. He loves how he can play more with different styles since you have more curves and body to play around with. His favorite are corsets, since they're actually better if youre chubby. He plays around with petite coats, dresses, skirts, everything. Hes obsessed.

Hes so sweet, always asks how youre feeling and if youre doing okay. Its so mundane and small but its the small things. Often the one to suggest doing certain things if he sees your eyes wandering but youre too nervous to ask. If its a group setting makes sure youre included and apart of the conversation.

That can't be said for others. Hes the second most protective right behind Ichimatsu. Totty just goes about it differently. He's sneaky, but cut throat. He'd rather die then give up his persona of a sweet cutesy guy to you. So most the shit he does is behind your back. People also tend to trust him easily so he can get access to information which makes it all the more brutal.

Favorite thing about this: Karamatsu getting reassured by Oso and Choro

Favorite thing about this: Karamatsu getting reassured by Oso and Choro

(WARNING: LOUD)

So I've been thinking about baby Karamatsu, and once again Osomatsu-san does so much with the motto "Show, don't tell" when it comes to this boy. I saw a tag on one of my pictures saying that if teen!Karamatsu's only trait that gets recognised is his crying they feel bad for him, and I can't agree more on that!! I'll joke about it sure, but let's actually talk about what we find out about Karamatsu's teen years.

Statistically, to us, it really should be none of them. But! Looking at the very fine details and personality of each Sextuplet, comparing it to the data of the average couple as well as what single people search for in a loving partner, the one who earns the title of “Most Dateable” is:

ABSO-BL-UTELY‼️‼️‼️

BL ⚾️ IS THE BEST 🏅 SPORT EVER‼️‼️‼️ I DONT GET 🤷‍♂️ WHY ITS NOT ❌ IN THE OLYMPICS‼️‼️ EVERYONE LOVES 💗 BL ⚾️ AND BL ⚾️ PLAYERS 🏌️‍♂️ 🤾‍♂️ AND BL ⚾️ GAMES 🏟️ AND BL ⚾️ FOOD 🍱‼️‼️‼️

CHOROMATSU-NIISAN SAYS ITS BECAUSE THE GAMES 🏟️ WOULD BE “TOO LONG” ⏳ AND PEOPLE 👨👩🧑 WOULD “GET BORED” 🥱‼️‼️ BUT CHOROMATSU-NIISAN DOESNT KNOW ❌🤓 ANYTHING SO I DONT LISTEN ❌👂 TO HIM‼️‼️

WE SHOULD MAKE A PETITION 📝 TO PUT BL ⚾️ IN THE OLYMPICS‼️ OR START A PROTEST 🪧‼️‼️ OR START A RIOT 🫯‼️‼️‼️ THEN THE OLYMPICS PEOPLE 👨👩🧑 WILL DEFINITELY PUT BL ⚾️ IN THE OLYMPICS‼️‼️

Bonus if they behaved inappropriately (aka how they normally behave in the show) around you before they found out. (Idk cuz i feel like some of them wouldn't act so uhhh... crudely infront of a girl :/// except Osomatsu he's a bold and horny pervert who lifts up random girl's skirts when he was 18)

I just thought of this idea randomly and thought it's would be one of the funniest things that could ever happen to the sextuplets lmaooo

Of course! I haven't been able to post much lately cause I've been moving. So I should probably answer some questions lol.

I'll probably do a male version of this one because I think that'd be funny too.

The boys finding out youre a girl

They all became friends w/ you for different reasons. You've always been tomboyish so baggy clothes with a more masculine style wasnt really that uncommon for you. It was a wild ride to say at least, they dont befriend a lot of ppl due to how evil they are.

Osomatsu, ichi, and jyushi are all shameless, they tell people they're close with literally anything and everything. Their shit was a weird color, lyk, they found a hot hentai magazine, lyk, they have zero filters.

You've walked in and jyushi or someone is just streaking in the house. For no fucking reason, just dick free and wild flopping in the wind. What a sight to behold, didnt even try to put on pants til you kindly asked.

They also do the nut tap thing, where they just randomly hit you in the balls. They're convinced you wear a cup or something, or you just have a natural reaction to getting hit. Either way they think it's so fucking funny.

The others are typically better but they can be more two faced. Choromatsu liked to spin tails of how hes looking for jobs but just can't seem to find one, kara w/ his whole cool guy act, todomatsu.

They're all shameless about girls though, sometimes its cute, sometimes you wonder if you should call someone. You try to give them advice and they either think you've scored or are 'a girls guy'(gay) so they do not wanna hear it.

Actually, speaking of osomatsu is completely convinced youre gay, cause one time he handed you a porn mag and was confused as to why you didnt wanna look at boobs and butts with him. Literally couldn't fathom a world where a man wouldn't wanna look at tiddies.

When they find out, hell fucking breaks loose. They all wanted to go to the beach and so they invited you. Well they had sent osomatsu to your house to retrieve you and when he walked into your room, he was, flabbergasted, gobsmack, dumbfounded.

He saw you in your house with your bra and underwear just staring at eachother. He runs home and locks the door behind him. The dude they befriended, WAS A CHICK?!?!? FUCKIN ANARCHY.

Imma be honest, for some it doesnt change for the most everything changes. Jyushimatsu and osomatsu, for the most part nothing between y'all changes and osomatsu still thinks youre gay, just in a new way.

Ichimatsu and choromatsu refuse to talk to you, which is kinda sad. You have to really try hard to befriend them again, especially ichimatsu. He kinda feels like you deceived him this entire time and that you'll think hes a disgusting worthless pig beneath your feet(he wishes)

OMG!! I SHOWED THIS TO MY FRIEND AND WE CACKLED. I'm basic w/ my gender and sexuality, but I've always been a woke ass liberal since the 4th grade(i found a genderfluid character i made in ny notebook.) I feel like they're not as woke as some ppl hope. They're technically 6 (debatably) straight dudes in japan, and Japan isnt as progressive in most things as ppl hope. So they're very confused.

I spent half of this writing time making the title more and more atrociously bigger.

Coming out to the boys

I'm doing them all together.

Tw: homo/transphobia from some of the boys(osomatsu, choromatsu)

They are so supportive(for the most part), dont get me wrong! But what the fuck did you just say to them?? You're a cross dressing genderfluid they/it demi romantic homo-romantic polysexual puppy(boy/girl/enby)?? They sit there for like 5 minutes trying to comprehend what you jusy said.

You have to explain pronouns and neo-pronouns for like a hot minute, cause they just learned its not jusy she and he. Honestly a lot of what you said takes a fuck ton of explaining, especially to Jyushi, Oso, and Choro.

I feel like the other three surprisingly catch on pretty quickly. Karamatsu and todomatsu use the internet the most so they at least know its not jusy gay or straight and ichimatsu nods when you explain liking to be a puppy.

Honestly ichimatsu is the easiest to convert, hes already basically a cat boy. You tell him there's a whole community his eyes light up, he's not gonna join but now he knows hes not that much of a freak.

Karamatsu is the second easiest, he likes to pretend hes more progressive and interesting than he is. So he mostly nods and smiling, probably says some shit like. "Heh, I came out as bisexual before it was cool." He feels so proud of himself.

I wanna say todomatsu at the very least understands the genderfluid thing, cause after one too many gay jokes he looked up if it was normal to cross dress and while he doesnt identify with anything other than cisgender he learned a lot that night.

You have to dumb it down for osomatsu and I fear him and choro may be the "theres only 2 genders" ppl. They're not trying to be mean, especially choromatsu. They're just very sheltered and have no idea that was an option. Often when ppl see something new that they feel like doesnt fit in with their perception of the world they feel, not threatened but challenged. Like its a test to see if they'll fold or resist.

Choromatsu gets it quicker though, he doesnt rlly understand neo-pronouns and doesnt use them often, mainly the it-pronoun cause he finds it dehumanizing and doesnt want to dehumanize people.

Osomatsu imma be so honest, I say this w/ him being one of my favs, he a little phobic, just a lil. He hates change and hates his perception on people changing so when you throw this on him all of a sudden it feels like a smack. It takes him a while to accept it, he won't outright misgender you or be rude. It takes a big fight from his brothers for him to sort his shit out.

They kinda have to remind him you're like the best person they've met who puts up with their bullshit. So the most he can do is learn and understand. Which he will, eventually. He apologizes and even if he still doesnt fully understand, he knows its important to you. He mainly just refers to you as they/them.

Jyushimatsu does understand, eventually. He just does his cat eyes and listens for a while and at the end is like "so you're like, gay gay?" And leaves it at that. He asks some stupid fucking questions though.

They all ask stupid questions but him especially, he'll look you straight in your eyes and ask if your genitals change when you change genders. Like he legit thinks you're getting a sex change every time you change your pronouns.

He instantly understands what a puppy boy is, he literally makes ichimatsu walk him like a dog. He'd love to go on walks w/ you. He can walk you, you can walk him, ichi can walk you both. Its fun!!

They all appreciate if you have those pronoun bracelets. It can get pretty confusing w/ the cross dressing. It also helps the three transphobes out w/ your pronouns.

Setting you up w/ ppl is hard though, they have no fucking idea who they can. Its wild, they be asking ppl how many pronouns they can name before dragging them to meet you.