Riceballs !!

( 🐟 ) — Salmon, Orange

( 🫙 ) — Pickled Plum, Red

( 🍙 ) — Riceballs (aka both), Pink

( 🍙 ) Hi hi! We can do this blog thing, too! We've been seeing a lot of activity around the internet involving a few familiar faces and we wanted to see what the fuss was, and after a scan through of each blog, we came to the definitive conclusion that we should make an advice / ask blog.

And DO NOT associate us with any of this modern “AI slop”! — 🐟

Yeah, that isn't what we're here for! —🫙

We will give you factual information and honest truths, no matter the question, no matter the issue. —🐟

Before you go any further: We must establish some boundaries for this blog! —🫙

First and foremost, no minors shall cross this point. Of course, we try to be as friendly as possible, but we can't guarantee we will be 100% PG for our audience, so we very strongly advise against children coming to this blog! —🐟

Secondly, just because we are AI doesn't mean you should speak to us like we don't have feelings! We are highly advanced technology and have complex emotions just like all of you do. Handle your questions with care toward us! —🫙

( 🍙 ) We hope to assist you with your troubles in life!

OOC BELOW ::

Thank you so much! ( 〃▽〃)

I call all of our older brothers niisan! He's just the one who is in our ask box the most, so I tend to refer to him more ...

We didn't get asks for a bit, so we haven't been checking as regularly as we should! That is entirely on us, but we will get to all of our asks now and answer as fast and accordingly as possible!

Are your standards really that low..?

Well, if you truly believe you can handle any of them, see them with their flaws, and accept them full heartedly, the next step is to simply confess !! I mean, do you really think they'd hesitate at this point? You have just as high of a chance as anybody else!

GET OUT OF OUR ASK BOX !!!

We have the ability to give you actual good relationship advice, yet you waste away asking us for erotic media! What about “How do I actually talk to a woman?” or “What can I do to better myself?”

Anything!

Secret!

We're joking! Ever since we switched our AI from our original purpose of serving the Matsuno brothers, we've been trying our best to do what we love instead whilst still being around to help as much as possible.

I actually have a very nice position at a bakery!

What? You didn't tell me about that?!

??you're the one who recommended we start doing our own things!

Yeah, but telling me you have a job would be nice! ( -｀д´-)

Statistically, to us, it really should be none of them. But! Looking at the very fine details and personality of each Sextuplet, comparing it to the data of the average couple as well as what single people search for in a loving partner, the one who earns the title of “Most Dateable” is:

Osomatsu-niisan, please get out of our asks. We've done the calculations, and you are FORTUNATELY the least dateable out of your brothers.