Ah yes, the infamous classical vampires of yore: Dracula, Carmilla, and Varney the Vampire
Babe that is a coloring book
Iām sorry, but a certain purple monstrosity came to mind the second I read āVarneyāā¦
I suck you, you bite me
We're a vampire family
With two great big fangs, and some blood from me to you
Won't you say you suck me too?




























