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I was told to post this out of context. So I am.
This. This is my legacy.
(Credit also to @maxwellelvisâ and @alephnull47, and @wackdâ for creating the chat and @zarekthelordofthefriesâ for posting the link to the video that somehow accidentally started the tangent that made this the funniest fucking thing ever.)
(Also thanks so much @umbramatic for knowing how to screenshot and crop and upload things that I donât.)
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idk why posting the virgin greg has become pretty much a yearly tradition for me at this point but, here we go again
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Honestly I appreciate how the expression you give to Amethyst grounds her in a place of Curiosity more so than Mischief per se; she isn't really looking to torment Wee Babbeh Steven but just to see what happens, which makes her sogging-wet Finding Out phase in the second panel all the funnier.
*clears throat* so⌠what you gals/gays/guys/pals think?
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Pearl is a freaking angel what are you TALKING about??
I love Pearl, and I know sheâs usually an angel, but we know that sheâs also an absolute powerful revolutionary bad bitch when she needs to be
CAN SOMEONE EVEN BE MORE BADASS THAN THIS???
đ¤ŁNow Iâm just imagining Spinel randomly walking up to someone and flossing. No matter what they do, they cant get her to stop.
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I don't know why this is so funny
the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child
This only applies to the modern show breeds of sewing machines. Heritage breeds like the Singer 27, 15, 66, and 201 are docile and extremely hardy. They're easy keepers, requiring oil and the occasional light bulb to maintain working condition. Treadle and crank varieties thrive on an electricity-free diet. Injuries, while rare, are quickly resolved thanks to a thriving aftermarket parts trade. In cases of severe neglect, percussive maintenance via sledgehammer can restore motion.
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Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll is a book about a small child who is forced to solve RPGmaker puzzles, which is very impressive given that the book was written in 1865
Pearl being Gregâs servant was the funniest thing I have ever seen
Thatâs it thatâs the post
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This isn't ask, it has to do with the user's question on Pearl envy Greg because him and Rose conceived a child, something her and Rose couldn't do?
I think from the original series, Pearl explicitly tells Greg that "fusion is the ultimate connection between Gems" and uses her ability to fuse with Rose into Rainbow Quartz to "one-up" him. She initially believes that because Greg cannot fuse, believing his connection to Rose is a phase. Pearlâs resentment deepened because Rose chose to "give up her physical form" to conceive Steven with Greg. For Pearl, this wasn't just a romantic rejection; it led to the permanent loss of the person she loved for thousands of years.
These are just my thoughts, what's your opinion?
My thoughts would probably be that yeah, that definitely did happen.
She DID envy Greg for finding a way to circumvent her unique connection to Rose through fusion.
But very importantly, this didn't happen when they had Steven.
It happened when Greg stepped up and TRIED fusing with Rose and then they had a very in depth conversation about her treating him as an equal. It was about their genuine connection.
From that episode:
Pearl: Why are they still dancing!? I-it didn't work!
Garnet: Yes it did.
Pearl: What!?
Garnet: It worked.
ÂŻâ \â _â (â ăâ )â _â /â ÂŻ
So my thoughts are - what Pearl envies about Greg and Rose still has nothing to do with having children.
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Steven Universe has 160 fuckin episodes?? you fuckers kept complaining there weren't enough! what the hell is wrong with you!
plus a movie and a whole other series with another 20 episodes, you greedy motherfuckers
prokopetz said: The ânot enough episodesâ thing is more about the fact that the show suddenly got like twenty episodes cut from its schedule right in the middle of production of what was supposed to be its final season, rather than the total number of episodes. That sort of thing does stuff to your pacing.
ah that makes sense! well I've watched the movie now and I enjoyed it; some good musical theatre, clean animation, Spinel is an affecting character, picked up most of the background by osmosis anyway, saves me from watching the actual series.
it's a very-- not horny show exactly, but very sensate, sensorial, embodied; it's very lush in a way that She-Ra (to randomly pick another example from the genre of lesbian cartoon made by a giant women fetishist) really isn't.
anyway the kids who grew up with it must be adults by now and I hope their kinks are treating them kindly.
#no its ok you can say its horny#and the movie doesnt even really have rose quartz. who is. extremely sensual in every one of her appearances basically (via @bananonbinary)
you know, rainbow quartz, or, that time pearl cucked greg during his own music video, more or less completely textually, while staring him dead in the eye, and we got to watch the whole thing because it's TECHNICALLY sfw.
Favorite genre of ship is âhaving gay sex would be straighter than w/e the fuck this isâ
Jennifer nails it.
Pearl might be Stevenâs craziest (living) mom but it is so so palpable throughout the show how much she comes to love him despite him being a walking, talking of the biggest loss of her life. She went from almost pulling out his gem to finding a loophole to disobey a direct order from her DIAMOND so she could help him understand more about his mom. STEVEN is the one who inspires her to free herself from the bonds Rose left for her. I love watching them surmount the terrible chasm between them to grow together. They always be my fav Steven parental relationship on the show <3
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Reading Interference for the first time and this made me positively cackle; a description of an alien race known as the Kalekani.
Thank you, Lawrence Miles, for a much-needed laugh.
be your own biggest fan i guess
@ all the people in the notes saying he's right: those aren't even the two best lawrence miles novels of the late 90s
