stardust and stories

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

theo gets obsessed with the curious george movie because chris loved it when he was little, so eddie played it for theo and he LOVED it so it’s on 24/7 at their house and then theo starts requesting the curious george song all the time (upside down by jack johnson) and then that results in buck playing more songs by jack johnson for theo and that results in buck making pancakes for eddie and theo and chris on a warm saturday morning while listening to banana pancakes :3 plating up pancakes for eddie and eddie repays buck with a kiss on the cheek :3 and theo is covered in maple syrup and chris is giggling at him :3 their beautiful life :3

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

I wish people would stop saying “It’s July. Well done for wasting half a year.” Did you make someone smile in the past six months? Did you stroke a cat or throw a stick for a dog? Did you learn a new fact or teach someone a new joke? Did you laugh, cry, scream or sing in the past six months? Because if so, congratulations for not wasting your time at all.

Happy 10th birthday to this, my post of all time. Glad to have spent the last 10+ years wasting my time on tumblr with you all 💖