12am at a warehouse

I am a hardened apocalypse zombie survivor and the dsmp is my lovely tragically deceased wife

if she got back up i wouldnt hesitate to put her back down but i'd have like, manpain about it

would LOVE a fantasy high plot line where some of Gorgug's shitty racist relatives visit to sorta "give him a chance" and as soon as Gorgug is aware they're there, he is on his absolute worst behavior. swearing, blasting vulgar music from his room, dressing more punk, hiding his (very good) report cards. of course he gets his friends in on it. he gets Fig and Ragh to hang around as much as possible, even trying to get Ragh to wear a leather jacket or something. he shows up with a new piercing. he gets Fabian to come over in full pirate gear. Riz comes over and pretends to steal from the tree. Adaine comes over and mentions she killed her dad. the plan eventually falls through when Kristen shows up wearing a fake pregnancy belly claiming it's his and neither of them can keep a straight face about it

"It's good to have an idea where this NPC's story is going. Which is apparently France."

Madeleine d'artois wishes

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

Best friends making each other laugh will always be my favorite thing 💙

i cant explain how excited i am for the mitch vs aaron showdown