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a.k.a. how the yule ball would have gone if i had written it

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when you wait until the last minute to study and realize youâre fucked
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I know that when Colin Creevey died in DH, he was sixteen years old, but whenever I read the scene, I always imagine him as the excitable 11 year old Harry met in in his second year. And you know what? I think Harry does too.

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I donât understand how people say mean things so easily lol like someone could have spent years learning to love themselves and you say something and take them back to square one with just a few words
I hope you read this and take it to heart
âIf a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?â
lol yes, so then i can shave.
    One minute, 37 seconds.     My legs are shaking. Holy cow, there is no way I can do this. None.     One minute, 29 secods.     I glance around at the faces surrounding the room. Of course my Meeting would take place in the gross, overcrowded cafeteria.     One minute, six seconds.     Somewhere within these four walls, someone has the exact same countdown on their wrist. Theyâre going through the exact same pressure as me.      54 seconds.     Mom said I should be excited, not nervous. Yet I still find myself wiping my sweaty palms on my dress. I canât believe she talked me into wearing a dress. I mean, shouldnât my Soul Mate meet me as I normally am? All plain jeans, blah shirts, and wild brown curls?     30 seconds.     Something deep within me tells me to stand up. I do, drawing the attention of my tablemates. They all know too. They smile encouragingly up at me. I chew my lip nervously.     25 seconds.     That same feeling pulls me towards the center of the room. My stomach drops away from me as I take a step in that direction.     20 seconds.     I continue in that direction. With each step the tempo of my heart picks up.     19. Faster.     18. Quicker.     17. More rapid.     16. Itâs racing.     Oh my god this is it. The moment my life changes forever.     My eyes search frantically around the cafeteria, searching for someone who looks as nervous as me. For someone whoâs heading towards their future with no sense of direction like me.     10 seconds.     The feeling directs me slightly to the left. I turn to accomodate.     5. My heart has given up entirely.     4. I stop walking.     3. Just waiting left.     2. Everything is about to change.     1. Deep breath.
    0000 d 00 h 00 m 00 s
    Someone bumps my shoulder. I twirl around and my gray eyes meet blue, blue ones.     âHello there, love. It appears as though weâre Soul Mates then, eh?â     As my words fail me, the only thing I can think is âIâm so glad I shaved this morning.â
âThats weirdâŚâ I checked my wrist, the clock had just hit the 30 second mark but I looked around and there was no one there. I was a worrisome guy overall but I felt justified, I mean today was the day I was meeting my soul mate. Not that I expected my dream girl to be in the storage closet at work but still I was nervous.Â
Walking out with a box the boss had requested I walked back to my cash register setting it on the shelf. My wrist hit the 20 second mark
19 seconds
18 seconds
Where was she? I could not help but get worried that an error would pop up or that she was gone and my timer would run out with no response. I panicked, Iâd change my own fate if I had to. Running out of time I hurried through the back door. There was a park outside and maybe I was supposed to be there to find my soul mate.Â
10 seconds
9 seconds
A faint ding of the doorbell hit my ear. Wait was that it?? She was here! I turned around running back to the counter. âDonât worry Iâm just in the back!â
I ran out looking at my wrist as it hit zero. Out of breath âHi Iâm Matt!â Sticking out my hand for a handshake it was met by a firm hand. Meeting my soulmateâs eyes for the first time they spoke.Â
âIâm Steven.â The man gave a smile âItâs nice to meet you.âÂ
 I watch my friend carefully. Her excitement is glowing all over her pretty face. Exactly 2 minutes left, she tells me. Weâre waiting at the bus stop and the bus is coming in two minutes. I think she hoped sheâd meet them on a beach at sunset or something.  âI mean thatâs ok - these things canât always be romantic I mean my mum met dad when he was working at the book store and itâs not like you can plan it to be romantic I just hoped, I mean everyone hopes donât they-â she breaks off, looking at me awkwardly. âSorry. Itâs just a big day for me you know.â Yes I do know. Youâve been going on about it for the past year. I smile at her.  âDonât worry. You nervous? Youâll be ok, you always are,â I grin, determined not to ruin this for her. Itâs selfish of me to be moody. This is her future being determined. Right here. In now, precisely 1 minute 30 seconds.  She smiles at me, but it isnât quite reaching her eyes. Sheâs restless and keeps tapping her foot. Her eyes are wide with.. fear? Excitement? Nerves? Probably all of them and a thousand more things I canât imagine. She keeps checking her wrist. So do I. The bus comes around the corner. 1 minute 10 seconds.  âHey. Iâll leave you alone now ok? The bus is here. Iâll sit a couple of seats away, and be there if you need me,â I say, squeezing her arm reassuringly. âGood luck.â I hope it sounded sincere.  The bus pulls up and I climb on first, taking a quick glance at her while I give the driver my ticket. Sheâs shaking and looks a little green. I want to give her a hug but know I shouldnât interrupt now. I look at the passengers and itâs full of pensioners. My heart starts beating frantically. What? I canât see anyone else at the bus stop. But sheâs only 18, she canât end up with a 80 year old.  I turn around and look at her - sheâs breathing hard. The bus driver asks if sheâs ok but she ignores him. Her eyebrows are creased and her face is flushed. Oh. Oh no. Stay calm. Someone is probably late. I give her a thumbs up and try to smile reassuringly. I think itâs more of a grimace.  I take a seat near the back. Look at my watch. 25 seconds. She sits down a few seats away.
 Suddenly a dark shape runs past my window and a boy jumps on the bus. He has that same frantic look in his eyes. I breathe out with relief.  âYeah get on, weâre running late,â the driver says, taking his ticket. The boy looks around, carefully stepping towards the seats. Heâs tall and handsome, holding a sketchbook. I smile slightly; my friend hates art.  4 seconds  He spots her.  3 seconds  His eyes widen as he walks closer, as if being pulled by an invisible rope.  2 seconds  My friend stands up too, that same rope tying her to him.  1 second -  âI was worried the bus would leave. No way could I miss meeting my soul mate!â he jokes, though he looks just as nervous as she. They smile at each other as they both sit down together. I canât hear what theyâre talking about.
 I take a deep breath and let it out slowly. Suddenly Iâm crying. Hot tears dropping down my cheeks.
 I look at my wrist, scratching at it. Trying to get rid of it.Â
 The numbers have never changed.
 Theyâve always been at 0.
Oh my god that last oneâŚ. My heart⌠The feelsâŚ.
AGH ALL OF YOU WRITE A BOOK THIS VERY INSTANT. PLEASE.
this is beautiful and everyone needs to read it
i hate you tumblr, fucking breaking my goddamn heart
Then, one day, youâre having dinner with a friend youâve known for as long as you can remember (or perhaps a friend of the family), and you finally talk to them about your counter. Youâre crying, explaining that itâs always been at 0, and so you must not have a soul-mate.
Their eyes widen. Tears begin to form, and they throw their arms around you.
âMine has always been at 0 too.â
And thatâs when you knowâŚ
10 seconds: the doorbell rings, i get out of my chair 5 seconds: i give the man my money 0 seconds: i open the box. it is the most glorious pizza i have ever seen in my life.
This post always has different stories on it and I always have to read it and reblog it
Oh god I love it
iâd like to formally apologize to anyone iâve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
boss: why are you 3 hours late??
me: time is but a human construct. i am not late ,, because time technically does not exist in this realm .
boss: thatâs beautiful. youâre fired

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I hope you find someone who randomly pulls you in closer late at night and wonât let go of you long after the hug is over and who just generally shows you that youâre all they really want in this world
What We Learned on Pottermore Today
12th Century Wizard Linfred of Stinchcombe (also known as âThe Pottererâ) created magical remedies for his unsuspecting muggle neighbors.
Heâs credited with creating remedies that would one day evolve into such potions as Skele-Gro and Pepperup Potion.
The Potters are related to the Peverells through marriage.
Most, if not all, of the Potter line lived in the West of England.
The Potter fortune was made by hard work throughout the generations.
Harry was a FAMILY NAME.
Jamesâ parents were named Fleamont and Euphemia.
FLEAMONT.
Fleamont credited his dueling skills to having to fight people who made fun of his name in school.
If youâve any doubt that James is Fleamontâs (FLEAMONTâS) son, the above bullet point is all the proof you need.
Fleamont invented Sleekeazyâs Hair Potion and sold the company for a huge profit.
It is likely that Fleamont and Euphemia did not have James until after Fleamontâs retirement.
Fleamont and Euphemia lived to see their son marry Lily Evans.
They were ALIVE for the WEDDING.
But they succumbed to Dragon Pox before Harry was born, dying within days of each other.
James inherited the invisibility cloak after his fatherâs death but we can probably all collectively ignore this point because the marauders need that cloak at school they need it
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