it's Soup Time somewhere

in a parallel universe i don't think about ripping my fucking skin off so often

Cuteness aggression toward Gerard. Many people are talking about this. Personally. I feel this toward the tiny shouty one.

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

Is there not a single stock photo of someone drinking pink lemonade that would have been easier than putting a pink cloud over a water bottle

you think i do this shit cause it easy

i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often

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