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Recreation of a scene I saw in my front yard

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puniper

stupid loser robot has no friends because they all DIE

puniper

stupid loser robot has no brother because he DIED

mrsnaildood

stupid loser robot has no girlfriend because she DIED

#tv shows

sometiktoksarevalid

beleester

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

Hell yeah CLRG!

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

was thinking about how the concept of god is usually characterized as male (thanks patriarchy) and i came up with a question: in christian theology,

does "God" have a penis?

surely the catholic church made some sort of ruling on this

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

stop derailing with Jesus's foreskin, this post is about God's genitals ONLY

myfairkatiecat

Hi, Catholic here—the only part of the holy trinity with a human body is the Son (Jesus) so yes, but also God the Father doesn’t have a human body so no, but the Father, Son and Holy Spirit are all the same being as well so yes, but all humans including women are created in the image of God so hypothetically He has everything else too. Hope this helps.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

thank you it did not!

rtm-drlng

Using he him pronouns doesn't necessarily indicate having a penis does it gaudy

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

see that's gender studies 101 but i wanna force the catholic church to ADMIT it

doctoraxiom

Also for what it's worth Catholic God doesn't use he/him. He uses He/Him which theologians insist is distinct from human pronouns.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

so the catholic church wants you to respect their god's neopronouns

#religion

cozycryptidcorner

So the sun doesn’t set in most parts of Alaska during the summer, so fireworks during the Fourth of July doesn’t really work. Instead, you can go watch cars being launched off a cliff 🤟😛

You can hear me screaming myself hoarse haha.

#cars

onenicebugperday

Tiger beetle larvae, Cicindelidae

The predatory larvae of tiger beetles live in cylindrical burrows as much as a meter deep. They lie in wait for prey to come close enough to grab and drag down into their burrow. The hump and hooks on their body prevent struggling prey from pulling them out of the burrow.

Photographed by Nicky Bay // Website // Facebook

Shared with permission; do not remove credit or re-post!

#insects #animals

square-enix

i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man

viole-n-t

#text

goodlouse

#art

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renthony

It's wild to watch the phrase "tumblr sexyman" morph into "man that tumblr thinks is sexy," because when I first saw the phrase come into use, I always saw it used in reference to the phenomenon of "when presented with a wide array of fictional characters, tumblr will always pick the skinny white man to obsess over, and if the fan-favorite character has no canonical human appearance, the fandom will inevitably create a popular fanon of the character as as a skinny white man."

When I hear "tumblr sexyman," I think of Cecil Night Vale being constantly depicted as a skinny white man instead of literally anything else. I think of the background character white men who get elevated over protagonists that are women, people of color, or otherwise not the white man power fantasy.

"Tumblr sexyman" is, like. An insult. I DON'T want any of my blorbos to win a "tumblr sexyman" poll. "Tumblr sexyman" is the exact opposite of what I want my own OCs to be. If any of my characters ever get called "tumblr sexyman," I will have to immediately re-evaluate myself and the art I'm making.

renthony

Things I think of when I hear "tumblr sexyman":

Cecil Night Vale, as previously mentioned.

Oncelercest, because if there aren't two skinny white men to ship, tumblr fandom will start shipping the skinny white man with himself.

Bill Cipher inexplicably being fanon'd as a white twink despite being a fucking triangle.

Everyone fawning over Marvel Loki while shoving every woman and Black person in the MCU aside.

The way nearly every single character in Hazbin Hotel has the same "tall and skinny" body type, along with all the criticisms Black audience members have made about the issues with Alastor's design.

The way tumblr got obsessed with the white man villain in Sinners.

#text

galacticgoldfishart

Sometimes i save little gems and forget about them

chubbbybunnie

For those who want the pic

legolokiismighty

i spent longer than i care to admit on this

hold your horses is just genuine good life advice

holding my horses

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