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Isn’t this the potion Snow White’s stepmom used to turn herself into a witch 

I love how pleased with this whole process he looks.

^^^😊

It’s keto

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

me after setting one (1) boundary

This isn't real. You can't just put fake stuff on the internet. I am so upset, because I want this to be real so bad

It can be real if you believe and/or help me break into the louvre

the idea of coming home to the love of your life is so soothing and nice I can’t wait to look forward to that

The older I get, the more this makes sense

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks

I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

tumblr may be, uh, what’s the technical term - shit, but at least it didn’t give all our personal data to cambridge analytica and materially influence the american presidential election & the brexit referendum so you know!!! swings & roundabouts. swings & roundabouts.

im horny but like horny to cuddle

you’re lonely

quitting my job to focus on getting sluttier

i did this and it didn’t work at all

are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back