It's just a dream.

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

!!! BIG! A BIG LAD!

ppl on here like to slander picasso but mastering realism as a teen and then saying fuck that and then painting square shit? absolute power move

if i was gonna be born ugly awkward and unloveable couldnt i have at least been born with money so i could constantly fill the void

Schmoood

reblog this in 10 seconds and you will find a mysteriously unopened card with $100 and you will also finally graduate middle school

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

And then there’s the thing like WHO CAN BRUSH THE ICE FLOOR THE BEST *GROUP BRUSHING INTENSIFIED*

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

‘Vagina-owners’

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

Reblogging for the useful info as well as the lack of any transphobic comments! =P

Ditto!

Reblogging this for the week of excruciating pain I went through till my period was over and the pain persisted. Turns out it was an infected gallbladder and I spent four days in the hospital before (eventually) having surgery