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i don't like the saying of "doing wife things on a girlfriend salary." as if doing those things for your boyfriend is bad? obviously everyone is different, but i LOVE LOVE LOVE doing little tasks for my boyfriend to make his life easier. doing his laundry, making his bed, cleaning... it makes me feel fulfilled! i don't necessarily help him out for selfish reasons, it's more the fact that helping him and making him happy makes me happy too! so we both benefit!

like, you guys do realize that it's not by choice?? i'd LOVE to eat a salad or munch down on some raw veggies but if there was ever lettuce anywhere NEAR by taco i WILL be able to taste it!! and i will gag!! and get nauseous!! and it's not fun!!

i feel like an unhealthy and not well rounded person EVERY TIME I EAT. i am CONSUMED WITH GUILT whenever someone offers me a food that the mere thought of eating makes me uncomfortable! i feel like a terrible person!

like. it's just as feasible as him falling into the mississippi from the arch. the pyramid is actually CLOSER to the river. please i wish this was real.