heart breaker, fry taker

actually fuck this *joins the muppets*

op I know this is a joke but studies have actually shown a connection between affinity for grapes and adhd! our taste receptors show more affinity for sweet foods, which means that nah I’m just kidding but someone on here would say this

I CAN'T KEEP GETTING TRICKED LIKE THIS MBDJGJGDGJKL

march is now in three days time i can’t do this shit

march is in what

You’re lying

Excuse me you are wrong. It is clearly January 56th today. And it will be January in a few days too. Honestly

Why do ppl keep saying that they make a mean dish why's it gonna be mean why does every thing have to be evil 😔 so much hate in the world

i make a tender, caring roast chicken that'll kiss you so so much

I make a mac n cheese so good you could fuck it

Mans was literally so respectful he never assumed every turquoise platypus he met wasn't automatically going to be the one and only turquoise platypus he's ever met 😂😂😂

tortured by the knowledge that mozart was a catboy

I hate that I fully understand this

Woke up at 3 am delirious and extremely thirsty but my water glass was empty so I was like “I know exactly how to fix this” So I googled “big water” and in my half asleep state I was certain that would allow me to manifest a large glass of water in reality. Didn’t work but now I know there’s a town in Utah called Big Water.

Never once do you forget that these kids are siblings.

Okay, real question but WHO is Dot named after?

this is the most powerful most culturally significant work of art of our generation

I wish I could watch this for the first time again

there is not a single role chris pratt does that jack black couldn’t do better