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posting these dumb fucks to tumblr too neow

#not my art #uma musume #HOLY CRAP THE LIGHTING IS SO GOOD

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uberfluss

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

thesebonesbite

Magnus Archives fan I see

partywithponies

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

#🎉🚽🤝🫶✨#what the hell is happening on the toilet

oldmanpusspuss

most euthanizable mutuals of 2026

oldmanpusspuss

is the person you reblogged this from a euthanizable mutual

yes

not yet

Remaining time: 3 hours 52 minutes

natnormalatall

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

moved-please-leave-me-alone

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

#you guys I don’t think a wolf-rat-beast thing and black diablos is a good combo…#I don’t think the wolf rat can handle all that

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unbelievablekats

Felt weird and now its everyones problem

#I agree

ruhrohrexia

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

heavensenthousepet

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

melonisopod

jalapenyochips

a guy and his ghorse

#city council of darkness #not my art #dimension 20 #this is the most beautiful art of a horse I think I’ve ever seen

camomilef1eld

#in stars and time #isat siffrin #oh Siffrin you will always be legendary to me

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27thfirefly

nurse: doctor... the patient is flatlining... we dont have nearly enough yuri to sustain them!

doctor: tch... i guess theres no choice...!!

*doctor pulls in nurse for a tender embrace and a beat passes before they kiss passionately*

*pulse starts again*

nurse: i cant believe it...! doctor youve saved yet another patient through your unorthodox methods!

doctor, looking out the window to avoid the nurse's adoring gaze: suppose i have...

doctor, thinking: sigh... will i ever get to approach her not out of obligation but out of ...love...;!

nurse, thinking: i hope she doesnt realize ive been manufacturing the yuri shortage to engineer these kinds of scenarios

moral of the story: the doctor was a woman

#jaw dropped tbh

delsinsfire

forgive and forget? wrong. charged two-handed heavy attack with my greatsword of resentment

#sword slash to the chest…#and also you’re on fire…

allthingswhumpyandangsty

reblog if you’re a sick fuck

gonzos-humansona

Woman in front of me in line at the caffe nero changed my life yesterday when she ordered a prosciutto sandwich but pronounced "prosciutto" like it rhymed with mosquito. "Pruh-squee-toe."

I heard this person say "uhhhh yeah can I get a prosquito sandwich please?" and I knew I'd never be the same. Prosquito. Prosquito. Its everything to me. I haven't been able to stop saying that lmfao. This is my spinch. This is my bagel and creem cheems. This is my ranibow sprimkle.

friends and family are already tired of me going crazy over prosquito but its so special to me

#god that’s so…#horrifying to imagine?#I am personally horrified by this pronunciation and I don’t entirely know why

There is a dog out there that sheds really long hairs in your bathroom and leaves for extended periods of time. It is called your sister whose hair is very long.

#firerat thoughts #shoutout to that time my sister left for a couple days and I just sat in the bathroom looking at the long hair everywhere

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dragongirlsweetie

ok i am curious. how long is the longest song in your library (not counting tracks that are like several songs in one file like a full album mix or symphony recording or whatever) (also if it is longer than 20 minutes say the name in the tags i am curious)

how long

< 3:00

3:00–3:59

4:00–4:59

5:00–5:59

6:00–6:59

7:00–7:59

8:00–11:59

12:00–15:59

16:00–20:59

21:00–24:59

25:00–30:00