Lil Zip

so are u gonna spit in my mouth or what

too many fuckn degrees outside

yeah dude fuck those college kids

the amount of floridian energy emanating from here is ridiculous 

OFH DA BOHT

he really tryna square up with an alligator

Uh no that’s fucking Malcom in the Middle don’t lie to me

😧😧😧😧

thottled water

it’s been fun, but i think it’s time to delete the internet forever

Lmao bih

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

this was perfect

NOT ONE MINUTE MAN LMFAO

we should do something cute like fuck in a public bathroom