gone but forgotten

im the bitches

when are we gonna get a superhero movie where the main characters just ugly as shit, just a fucking neanderthal looking guy

doctor strange

u can just tell jake gyllenhaal has a nice dick it’s in his eyes

his dick is where

Research suggests that it takes 21 days to form a habit. A month more of coronavirus threat and billions of people will imbibe washing hands and basic hygiene into their habit, an unintentional positive outcome of the almost pandemic.

imagine IF WE HAD FIRST PERSON VIEW

I think my favorite thing about being engaged is when I ask my fiancé “Who’s my future husband” kind of in the same way you’d ask a dog who’s a good boy and he gets really excited and goes “ITS ME, I AM FUTURE HUSBAND”

News update we’ve been married for almost 6 months now (6 months in three days) and he still gets excited when I come home and say “Where is husband?” He’ll pop up from wherever he is or whatever he’s doing and say “HELLO ITS ME I AM HERE”

Goals

catch me with my sick ass nocturnal baby that goes to raves and lives in the woods

Why is she trying so hard

Because she's a rich girl that likes the idea of being an artist but doesn't have anything worth saying so she just awkwardly smashes together ideas of past art movements like a middle schooler.

Sheesh, even middle school me came up with better ideas than this.

you may not be able to control the plot of your life, or the characters in it, or even the genre, but you can control one thing: the soundtrack. grab some headphones and make it a banger.

happy 2020 this post was about caramelldansen

They will never fucking know!

I swear. But I could still send a 2 paragraph text in 30seconds.

Sooo I’m guessing that for Americans “cross” and “sauce” rhyme?

I cannot imagine what pronunciation would cause them not to, so yes

source????