Caffeine and Willpower

I'm not giving you my fucking drivers license Matt thats insane

I dont even give my drivers license to guys who run good websites and you think im gonna give it to the weird motherfucker behind this pile of crap? No

Join me, my brave volunteers. Tell them no, we will not give our drivers licenses to Matt or any other weird asshole who asks for them. Raise up your voices in scorn.

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

like imagine you're working a boring job that doesn't pay very well and then in the busiest part of the year they start playing like. kidz bop and the wiggles on the radio instead of normal music. that's basically what december is

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

Not only should it be law that anything AI generated on the internet should be labelled as such but every website, app, and digital service should have a button I can click that removes any AI from my interactions with that site/service. I don't want your AI assistant I don't want your AI-generated ad copy I don't want this insidious little thing that has crept into so much of the internet that I can be using it without even realising or knowing. If you couldn't be bothered to have a human make it I can't be bothered to look at it sorry bye

It's always a good time to start wearing a mask again if you stopped :3 especially as we go into the colder seasons. please :3

Reminder that you don't have to do all or nothing for Masking! It's obviously much *better* to mask all the time, but even just masking in busy areas like grocery stores or public transit (and especially concerts, etc) helps to protect yourself and your community.

I feel like starting an urban legend about a demon that kills you if you don't have headphones on when browsing tiktok in public

Or talking loudly on speakerphone in a library! And then yelling at the staff asking you not to do that

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

reblogs are back on for october! limited edition

women with deadpan humor get behind me. a man is about to miss your joke and explain that what you said is not accurate