The “convict”

I don’t know if anyone is out there, but if there is, know how fucking lucky you are.

Call me whatever you want, most people call me “convict”. I don’t exactly trust anyone with my name after a recent incident.

I managed to mess up a computer in my submarine enough to somehow lead me to this website. Which… has more people than should be alive right now.

Either I somehow my earth is fine and all of this has been for nothing, or I’ve managed to contact some kind of different dimension.

Both thoughts are insane, but I’ve seen enough at this point to believe it.

Anyways, let me explain where I am. I’m going to explain it as if that dimension theory is true.

In my universe, something happened. We call it the “quiet rapture”

All of the stars and planets have been disappearing. No one knows why, no one knows how. All we know is that there’s very few of us left.

We’ve managed to find a moon that we think might have some promise, AT-5. The only issue is that the entire thing is a literal fucking blood ocean.

I’m currently in some thrown together machine in the bottom of this ocean, trying to find more information.

I didn’t choose to go down here, and I can’t get back up until the captain says so.

I just wanted some human connection…

I just want to live.

Astrophage is a terrible god that’s threatening to bring suffering to the universe if it doesn’t get sacrifices or whatever and earth wants to send 3 sacrifices but they can only find 2 people willing so Stratt finds a random fucking priest [Grace] and sends him there

Then he finds Rocky who was supposed to be another sacrifice and they learn that they can get rid of the god or satiate it somehow or something and yeah

I’m not going into any more detail with this you fill in the blanks yourself

Like

There’s things humans can eat just because we evolved a tolerance for them

And there’s studies that show that not having exposure to certain foods as a baby can heighten chances of having allergies or intolerances to those things

What if Simon and everyone else left was just allergic to a fuck ton of earth things

Idk it’s really late I’ll probably look at this in the morning and call myself a dumbass

Also fun fact the only thing I’m allergic to [that I know of] is latex

Like, after Grace gave him the laptop, Rocky somehow got onto YouTube and binged watched al of Mark’s content to “learn about human entertainment” or some shit.

Then Simon gets on the ship and Rocky freaks out but Grace is really confused because he doesn’t understand Rocky’s word for Markiplier

Anyway

I’m far too tired currently

What... the fuck

What is that

I wanted to give you this!

[It's a jar full of small stars.]

– @st4r-s1m0n

[The Convict looks at the jar before setting it down in the corner and covering it up with one of the blankets he was previously gifted. It's not worth it to wish on something that's going to disappear anyway.]

🥃

I know, I don't care.

[The convict gets hit in the head by a baseball bat]

It’s kinda dead rn but I’m trying to make it less dead please help

Almost passed out

Like vision went black

Then I threw up

Also I may answer some asks later if I can’t sleep due to pain so uhhh yeag