where the wild memes are

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

[yelling at the club to someone i met ten minutes ago] do you think im a burden be honest

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈

knock knock

who's there

deez

deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

Diva down

hits your cervix with my car

jesus if he was a hobbit: what about second last supper?

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.