I am cuddleslut.

there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone

STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES

*mashes the skip dialogue button*

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

XKCD and Tumblr once again providing weapons I cannot use

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels