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stealingpotatoes

Brushbuddy. Beloved critter

truly one of The creatures of all time

I’m starting Zoloft today wish me luck

#My anxiety has been ramping up #But technically my driving anxiety and just anxiety about doing anything new has always been there #I think I might have taken Zoloft before but I accidentally lied to the psych because I couldn’t remember lmao #But might as well try it again idk #It’d be really cool if my heartbeat would stay normal when I feel stressed or doing something new and no trembling or stomach aches

walliard

Posts I can't believe didn't originate on tumblr.

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amazoogle

they're saying that Thursday will be falling on a Thursday this week. the rare double Thursday phenomenon

389

#On this day 4th of July

corporationkills

i’m building a database.

corporationkills

cecilias-cool-stuff

Never stop hating

anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

ohholydyke

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

amorphousgenderlesscryptid

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

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radicalgraff

"A world without trans people has never existed and never will"

Poster spotted in Olympia, WA

gallusrostromegalus

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

starathsbunker

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

gallusrostromegalus

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

#Favorites #cats

anarchistmemedistro

Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.

megaceros

love that energy

pseudomantis

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

toskarinarchive

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

magi-magi-tamamoland-chan

the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!

enki2

lethalbutterfly

That's a side quest. You're supposed to go find him.

audhdspacewizard

Or at least find his environmental storytelling skeleton along with a unique weapon or piece of armor.

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halondrus

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

halondrus

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

durnesque-esque

neiljostenpussyindulgence

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

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